This will be my last LJ entry. This blog what-have-you has done nothing but made me question my existence and feel horribly depressed. Thank you all for your interest.
Just kidding. Did I get you? Please, comment and tell me off.

You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death? I got a two dollar tip today. That makes me happy ( Read more... )

My music is on some sort of loop. I seem to be listening to only a very strict regiment of songs. Primarily:
"Cocaine Cowgirl, Matt Mays
Dead Disco, Metric
Crazy On You, Heart
Under Pressure, Queen & David Bowie
Jaws of Life, Wintersleep
Origin of Love, Rufus Wainwright
Where is my Mind, The Pixies
Fair, Remy Zero
Caring is Creepy, The ShinsAt ( Read more... )

So I saw Star Wars. At last. And that's the end of that ( Read more... )

Here's more proof that it was a hoax. Scary stuff.

( Scary proof )

So if you remember, I was a little puzzled by the mysterious poetry contest and the big "mysterious" prize I was winning. Luckily, me dear old papa found this little bit of advice, and personally I think it makes a lot of sense.

( Check it out! )

Now the world has gone to bed,
Darkness won't engulf my head,
I can see by infrared,
How I hate the night.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
Try to count electric sheep,
Sweet dream wishes you can keep,
How I hate the night.

Marvin the Robot's melancholy lullaby from Life, The Universe, And EverythingMe, I'm a bizarre sleeper. I dream so much, and I ( Read more... )

German. Such a bizarre language. Angry but classy at the same time. Very sturm und drang.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, but I am the biggest Licks bitch of all time.
On the plus side, however, I am in the lead for GOLD STARS!!! That means I could be getting a hundred bucks bonus. Shweet! I probably just jinxed it ( Read more... )

Fine. Here it is. Go nuts ( Read more... )

DJ Sammy's "We're in Heaven" makes me so unbelievably depressed. It's not even a sad song. It's quite upbeat!

"I am myself alone." Richard III

"Don't cry for me. I'm already dead." Barney Gumble.

"All right already, even if things end up a bit too heavy we'll all float on." Modest Mouse.I think I like that one the best ( Read more... )

See what happens when Calf isn't on to play pool? I do pointless surveys.

So funny. I love it. Thank you for your time ( Read more... )