Realization:

[mandya722]

I am impossible to live with.

I need a maid.

Comments

[muffman14]

you're in luck, i am in fact a professional cleaner. only $20 an hour

[heathermae813]

First off, why certainly darling, you may comment me. Be aware that LJ entries are usually vague, brief, and weird.

And secondly you can't have a maid. You are my maid. Bitch.