things could still work out for me as long as i'm not dead

[mandylicious]

Dear Mother Nature

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[jope]

Jerry Seinfeld: "I can't get enough of my baby, but let's make no mistake about why these babies are here. They're here to replace us. They're cute, they're cuddly, they're sweet, and they want us out of the way."

[superflashgo]

They won't kill you. They will only give you salmonella. Buck up!!! :)

[jennipurrrrrrrr]

Maybe if they'd stop bathing our food in human feces... just sayin'. They should probably stop feeding animal bits to non-carnivorous livestock too.

If only I ruled the world!

[_ktg_]

attack of the killer tomatoes is the only song playing in my head lately!

[mandylicious]

I KNOW! That part has been kind of a fun flashback, but bitches better get my tomatoes under control or I'ma be PISSED. I can't live without them!