Star Trek Episode One: Romulans!
Federation scouts have recently sighted a Romulan ship somewhere in unknown space. In an attempt to make first contact with these potential allies, The Enterprise sets out into deep space.
Picard: "Captains log, Stardate 4370.21. We've been at warp eight for almost an hour now and we're ready to kick some Romulan ass."
Geordi: "Uhh Captain, we have just encountered an unknown ship."
Picard: "Romulans..."
Geordi: "Actually, the Romulan ship looked nothing like this one. In fact, we haven't even left Federation space yet."
Picard: "Shields at max, arm the torpedos!"
Picard: "No... they'll be expecting that. It's too easy."
Picard: "Mr. Worf, activate the tractor beam on the Romulan vessel!"
Worf: "Uhh, is there some reason I'm doing this?"
Picard: "Muahahaha Pwnage."
Geordi: "Umm.. I don't see where you're going with this..."
Picard: "That's it! We could reconfigure our tractor beam to reverse the effect and launch them into the sun!"
Picard: "Data, will you be able to complete this procedure in under three days?"
Data: "It would take me aproximately 3.7 seconds, Sir."
Picard: "Make it so."
Data: "Might I ask first, why am I doing this sir?"
Picard: "To destroy them, now make it so!"
Picard: "Muahahahahaha!"
Later that day...
Judge: "Will you please explain why you sent the Federation Ambassador's transport into a sun?"
Picard: "You must understand. I thought they were Romulans."
Judge: "..."