I've just aquired five-thousand potatoes.

[manfleshbuffet]

Please join me in welcoming the winner of four Golden Globes***, Manflesh!
*Welcomes the winner of four Golden Globes***, Manflesh!*

It has been months since my last pronouncement. You see, several days after my last pronouncement I suffered a fatal heart attack. When I arrived at the hopsital, the doctor declared that I had not yet died and then all

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[mantikore]

hi josh! i read this.

i am not really sure about the aidsburger because i have never personally tried one. where can you buy such burgers? i am interested.

[anonymous]

ur retarded

[anonymous]

i love you

[anonymous]

haha u played soccer...my mom never let me play cuz she thought it was dangerous. so i picked up lacrosse instead. such a rebellious child i am

[anonymous]

those last two comments were me, your girlfirend, im lazy and didnt feel like signing in

[footiegrl]

i wasted my time