...
If River Song turns out to be Ten's future WIFE or something, I think I might disown the show.
I AM NOT DOMESTIC.
MOFFAT, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THIS. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
ETA: THEORY FROM TYR - Tyr has a theory that River (not Firefly River, because that is just WRONG) is actually gonna kick the bucket next week, and that's why Ten's going to go looking for her all those times in the first place.
I love self-fulfilling paradoxes.
That being said, it's as creepy as I've come to expect from him. Good job, Moffat-meister.