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[mangoes]

when i got to work today, i was standing up talking to my girl jojo, and because i am retarded, i can't stay still, so i was wiggling my feet around when all of a sudden, i get this sharp pain in my foot.
So, i pull my foot out of my shoe and look down to see thise HUGE wasp sitting on my big toe. I try to flick it off, by kicking my foot, and it

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[mattyramone]

Mixing OTC medications always makes for a fun evening.

[mattyramone]

Ok, now I'm just bored and harassing you for no other reason than there's nothing going on at work. You should write. Or text. Or something. Entertain me, wench!

[mangoes]

well, jeez i'm sorry that i decided to go get a shower!

[mattyramone]

I guess I should call the WAHHHHHmbulance

[mangoes]

oh go get a WAAAHMBURGER AND CRIES