I just hate dealing with this bullshit all the goddamn fucking time. Why can't you just give it a fucking rest already. I'm fucking 18 and I have to deal with the retarded-might as well be blond-bitch of a mother who freaks out over things no one else would.

god, i want to stab her already..

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"Ivan, you don't want a paper towel, you want pussy!"

-Henry drunk

Why would anyone want to be caught reading this ???

ZOMG! SKIRT WEATHER!!!

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I fucking love asian Ron Jeremy. lolol

comment and write a haiku about me
and ill do the same for you =]

haiku: A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables

*sigh* why does life suck so much right now, many aspects of it atleast...that or everything is just not moving anywhere. No good progress is being made and it's pissing me off, cuz i'm sick of still standing here. Ugh ( Read more... )

Since When did Trojan make vibrators?