"Don't be a jackass" - Mark Twain

[maniacal_jesis]

Being at work is like a back alley dance with Sherwin-Williams. For every phone call I take, a part of my brain goes dead on a cat scan, lost forever, never to regrow again.

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[gunslingerboy77]

I know how ya feel BrIan, I know how you feel...

Sorority Girl: "My professor gave me this table thing that I'm like supposed to know part of. I don't know what it is."
Me: "That...would be a copy of the Periodic Table."

[maniacal_jesis]

"See this element........this is lead........you should eat it, it's delicious" Stupid sorority girl wouldn't know any better.

[tinkie12386]

Hey now! Not all sorority girls are stupid :P, don't stereotype :'(

[maniacal_jesis]

You're in a pharmacy sorority. It's very much different.