I feel like the beginning most of Miracle Day was written out in bricks fires.
The first few minutes: THIS IS AMERICA; YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE WE'RE KILLIN' A DUDE.
BUT YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL BAD, 'CAUSE HE'S THE BIGGEST DICK POSSIBLE.
PS LOL TOUCHWOOD.
In other news, holy cow, Gwen and Rhys are crazy people, and Jack is creepy.
I could go on for a while. I was genuinely surprised to see that this wasn't directed by Jerry Bruckheimer.
ETA: None of this means that I didn't find it entertaining. I just realized that my reaction makes it sound like I hated it, oops.