Bizarre Sensations Experience by Jason:

[maniacx]

This morning, right before I chowed down on a bowl of Rice Krispies, I felt a little nauseated. I immediately afterward needed to sneeze (bear in mind that I did not realize I needed to sneeze when I experienced this.) The combination of nausea and sneezing made me think I was about to throw up my brain. Or, that gigantic aliens were pointing an

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[talanaray]

I love when you post on LJ...it usually is very entertaining. :-D

[keely_graesser]

Agreed!

[sienarfleetsys]

He remembers being potty trained 'cause I had to help him with it while we were living together. I throw the best "Congrats on pooing in the toilet" parties!

[maniacx]

Just for that?

Snot slug.

[sienarfleetsys]

You're a more horrible person than I am!

[syntheticjesso]

I rate this post A++.

[hephaestionaz]

Hilarious. I'm browsing journals and came across yours.