And this is why I keep going back to slash fiction

[manic1066]

I mean... this should have been submitted to that bad fic contest:

Grissom had the pissed off look of a wild animal, who desperately wanted to mate with his female.
Just ... SO fucking wrong!

Comments

[catherinecookmn]

Oh, one can find equally-bad howlers in slashfic, as Minerva McTabby demonstrates every now and then with her Summary Executions. :-)

[manic1066]

Right - but this is in the actual body of the story - The summary wasn't that sucky

[catherinecookmn]

The stories in McTabby's summaries generally are every bit as sucky as the summaries themselves. Never underestimate the suckage power of teen fic writers, especially those given to excessive song references...

oh the horror of ridiculous metaphors

[lorena_snape]

Guess there's a reason why some females kill the male after mating...

;-)

But I have a better one (or worse, rather). Severus Snape, who (in a dreadful but undeservedly popular MS fic) was a "tesla coil of electric need, soaking up her touch like water through the skin of a frog". I kid you not. Choked my tea right out my nose when I read that one...

Re: oh the horror of ridiculous metaphors

[manic1066]

Best yet was Hymen-Harry... just... SO wrong... Yip a bad sex scene will really kill the story.

Re: oh the horror of ridiculous metaphors

[lorena_snape]

Hymen-Harry??

Hmm... I was about to ask, but now I think maybe I don't want to know...

hehee

Re: oh the horror of ridiculous metaphors

[manic1066]

It was a long story... dedicated to Harry losing his virginity... complete with an anal hymen...

so so wrong