Not for the faint of heart.
Some things just aren't cool. Let me list a few examples, but before I do, I will warn you. Little baby-ears who don't like cussing and the like can go F themselves. Little baby-ears who don't like cussing can just ignore this whole post. It is unsafe. It will taint your innocent mind.
You know what's not cool? Fucking going to a store, getting a cart, and then emptying all the trash in your car into the cart. Did you know that someone is going to have to go get that, go digging through your nasty-ass leftover pizza hut (probably WITHOUT gloves!), and possibly contract the many diseases I'm sure you possess? If you're going to surprise someone with your herpes, at least do it in a fun way. Sex!
Just because you're as big as a fucking whale doesn't give you a right to use a handicap spot. Eat a salad. No dressing.
Going to the laundromat is already unfun, you're just making it worse when you wait for people to go to the bathroom for all of TWO MINUTES just to come back to find half of their drying load GONE. You took all my underwear, you stupid fucking ass. If I ever fucking see your fat american ass again, I'll go native on your blubber butt and scalp the shit out of you. Then kick you in both of your chunky shins, not that you could feel it through all those rolls.
There are a few acceptable times to blast your music in an apartment complex, like during the day. When people are awake. However, between the hours of 12 AM and 9 AM SHUT THE FUCK UP. Your ass is lucky I didn't have a shot gun this morning.
And crocs are disgusting. Anyone who wears them is obviously lacking in the visual department, because I don't give a shit how comfortable they are. They're ugly.
Aside from that, everything's great.
You know what's not cool? Fucking going to a store, getting a cart, and then emptying all the trash in your car into the cart. Did you know that someone is going to have to go get that, go digging through your nasty-ass leftover pizza hut (probably WITHOUT gloves!), and possibly contract the many diseases I'm sure you possess? If you're going to surprise someone with your herpes, at least do it in a fun way. Sex!
Just because you're as big as a fucking whale doesn't give you a right to use a handicap spot. Eat a salad. No dressing.
Going to the laundromat is already unfun, you're just making it worse when you wait for people to go to the bathroom for all of TWO MINUTES just to come back to find half of their drying load GONE. You took all my underwear, you stupid fucking ass. If I ever fucking see your fat american ass again, I'll go native on your blubber butt and scalp the shit out of you. Then kick you in both of your chunky shins, not that you could feel it through all those rolls.
There are a few acceptable times to blast your music in an apartment complex, like during the day. When people are awake. However, between the hours of 12 AM and 9 AM SHUT THE FUCK UP. Your ass is lucky I didn't have a shot gun this morning.
And crocs are disgusting. Anyone who wears them is obviously lacking in the visual department, because I don't give a shit how comfortable they are. They're ugly.
Aside from that, everything's great.