I found these linked to that Rate-your-life quiz.
DisorderYour Score
Major Depression:High
Dysthymia:Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder:Extremely High
Cyclothymia:Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder:High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression:N/A
Take the Depression Test Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Your Result: Death
When the fourth seal is opened, you ride forth on a sickly pale green horse. You are the final horseman to be unleashed. You've been sent to bring forth fear, sickness and death. Your presence on earth will cause war and hunger. Hell itself follows close behind you.
Famine
Pestilence
War
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse You Are 31% Popular!
You aren't so popular. Well, you could have done worse. But you definitely fall near the bottom end of popularity. Sorry about that. Maybe you can try to be more friendly and outgoing or reinvent your style and see what happens.
How Popular Are You?