This. Is. My. Bookstore.

[manic_pixie700]

Every bookstore clerk has a bernard black deep inside, who just wants the customers to bugger ORF so they can finish reading Watchmen in peace. So to placate your local independant bookstore clerk, and more importantly, to avoid getting a wineglass broken over your noggin and a cigarette wedged in your ear, kindly follow these rules. to the LETTER

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[chaosmanor]

11. I am not paid enough to pretend I liked Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. I will talk to you about the other five Star Wars movies, but not That One. STFU.

[manic_pixie700]

of course except you, you have diplomatic immunity XD

[buoy_wonder]

#12

If I say its out of stock, its out of stock. No really it is. Yes, I'm sure. No I won't go look in the back for it, it doesn't exist in this store until the next shipment. Buy something else and get over it. No, moping in front of me won't make the book god magically appear from the highest shelf and gift you with the works you are after.

I'm glad we cleared that up.

[cheshirenoir]

10 made me laugh. Especially if the picture is described as being a "Landscape"

[lemouse]

hey i'm reading Watchmen too! well, very slowly, but still.

also lol at #4 :P