a toothpick, a penknife, a can-opener.

[manicuredwreck]

According to once reliable sources I am a villan. I am a hopeless thing comprised of deceit and intoxication. I can't straighten up and fly right. Yeah, that's what they say.

And so why not play the role? Why not be the worst? Why not make others smile with relief when they say, "Well, at least I'm not like Laura".

From where I stand up is

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[puppetchunks]

miss talkin to u laura ... still have the index cards u mailed me

Jigga man...

[nofinalemotion]

Driving your car is STILL, to this day, (Two days after the fact.) that I have EVER been permitted to do. I insist that you continue on...so I can operate your vehicle a li'l more...with you in it for fabulous company and conversation. I adore you. Fuck some hypocritical bitches who live their life to bring others down. You're better than all that rotten jazz. Take care of you...you're well worth it. -Skye