party at the parthenon.

[manicuredwreck]

This whole time I thought THE CLAP meant chlamydia, not gonorrhea. I really need to get up to date on my STD slang. I was utterly convinved I had HIV. I'm too paranoid to have sex ever again, apparently. The only safe sex is abstinence? Pfft. The only safe sex is with myself

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[thisisnotanexit]

you'd really try and kill me like that? You haven't changed that much. maybe we should get together sometime. just the two of us. maybe.

[manicuredwreck]

we could wear masks.

[thisisnotanexit]

and nothing else?

[manicuredwreck]

only if we're meeting in an unfinished basement.

[thisisnotanexit]

i have one. Its a date. I'm expecting flowers and candy..and to be home by ten.