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Age: 32
Height & Weight unknown to me so if it's listed anywhere tell me lol
Medical Info: spoilers [has some sort of stitches on his right hand. I have no clue what they are from.] Otherwise perfectly healthy iirc.
Eyes: blue
Hair: beautiful blond~
Physical traits: pretty. 8| Very well-kept. Wears glasses. The above spoilers are not readily visible except on rare occasions so commenting on them is dissuaded.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him: You can mention whatever you want, he'll be post-game. But remember that some things will trigger his rage and contempt for you. 8|
Abilities: Defense lawyerin'. Also pretty good at making himself pretty 8( ALSO OBVIOUSLY SPOILERS: [can kill a man and is quite neurotic about covering up his tracks, and is particularly fond of the (fictional irl) poison atroquinine.]
Notes for the Psychics: UH OKAY SO. Canonically, Kristoph has five. Black. Psyche-Locks. That Phoenix cannot open. I imagine it is not easy to wrench his secrets from him even if you're using cheating psychic methods. However, if you can pry his mind open, there are a whole ton of SPOILERS inside so maybe you'd like to PM/email me so we can talk if you're going to do that? ;;b
Otherwise, his surface thoughts are mostly a lot of apathy or derision for all the people around him.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Yes. It will make him hate life more, which is usually hilarious.
Maim/Murder/Death: TALK TO ME YO.
Cooking: Is good at it, but prefers to eat out.