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apparently Apollo and I should not be left alone to talk. KINDA SPOILERISH I GUESS
[Shuri] I'm so the grinch 8(
[@Ashyboy] Did you try to ruin christmas sir
[@Ashyboy] Please don't send Santa any stamps :[
[Shuri] ... HAHA
[@Ashyboy] "I realize I've been extremely naughty this year, and am prepared to face the consequences. Please send the mandatory piece of 'coal' in the enclosed envelope with the enclosed stamp. Seasons Greetings -- Kristoph :)"
* Shuri cracks up laughing
[Shuri] I killed fucking SANTA CLAUS
[Shuri] he wouldn't fall for it
[Shuri] he'd get an elf to do it
[Shuri] And then Santa would testify
[@Ashyboy] ATTEMPTED MURDER
[@Ashyboy] --yes. yes he woudl
[Shuri] You would cross-examine Santa Claus!
[Shuri] wouldn't you be happy for that chance
[Shuri] so let me off the hook
[@Ashyboy] no >8( YOU ALMOST CANCELED CHRISTMAS
[@Ashyboy] and I'd have to percieve him
[Shuri] hahhaha
[@Ashyboy] I can't perceive frikkin santa claus
[Shuri] WHEN YOU'RE NERVOUS YOUR JOLLY BELLY JIGGLES JUST SO
[@Ashyboy] aldkfad;a
[@Ashyboy] The judge would penalize me just for the hell of it. STOP BADGERING SAINT NICHOLAS
* @Ashyboy ends up getting coal too |( THANKS NOT!BOSS.
[Shuri] 8D
[@Ashyboy] You are nothing but trouble 8(
[Shuri] Maybe if everyone would stop making me have to exact revenge upon them everything would be ok
[@Ashyboy] why would you need to get revenge on santa
[@Ashyboy] did he not give you a pony when you were little
[Shuri] I wanted that fucking pony
[Shuri] I bet Klavier got something better too. It just rubbed salt in the wound
[@Ashyboy] hahahaha
[@Ashyboy] I'm just imagining him like. WAITING 20+ YEARS FOR THE PERFECT TIME
[@Ashyboy] or trying years before then
[@Ashyboy] did you make your dog sick when she accidentally ate the poison cookies you left out for santa 8|
[Shuri] THAT'S WHY I LEARNED HOW TO KILL
[Shuri] IT WAS ALL TO GET BACK AT ST. NICK
[@Ashyboy] s-sir
* @Ashyboy FEELS BAD BUT ALSO CONFIRMS YOU ARE CRAZY 8(
[Shuri] 8|
[@Ashyboy] is it bad i kinda want this to happen
[@Ashyboy] SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EDITION TRIAL us vs santa
[Shuri] that is what is behind those black psyche locks
[Shuri] omg
[Shuri] it all makes sense
[@Ashyboy] HAHAHA
[@Ashyboy] ice cold psyche locks. SYMBOLLIC OF THE NORTH POLE
[@Ashyboy] clearly your life was so hard.
[Shuri] sdlkfj hahahaha IT WAS 8|
[Shuri] I really really want this to be real now too
[Shuri] isn't there a case maker
[@Ashyboy] Yes!
[Shuri] if I were unlazy I would do it
[@Ashyboy] I. I may TRY TO
[Shuri] DO IT
[@Ashyboy] because gaaawd
[Shuri] I WANT TO ATTEMPT MURDER ON SANTA
[@Ashyboy] I'M NOT GETTING YOU A NOT GUILTY VERDICT
[@Ashyboy] or oh man he could
[Shuri] ...
[@Ashyboy] and then find out the truth
[@Ashyboy] and just OTL
[Shuri] 8D
[@Ashyboy] I GAVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
[@Ashyboy] turnabout bah-humbug
[Shuri] "not even Mr. Gavin is insane enough to try and kill Santa"
[@Ashyboy] I BELIEVED IN YOU >8(
[@Ashyboy] How Kristoph Killed Christmas
[Shuri] 8D
[@Kaiji[foods]] ...why are you gonna kill santa? D:
[@Ashyboy] HE TRIED TO
[@Ashyboy] BUT KRIS KRINGLE WAS TOO CRAFTY
[Shuri] I'm so the grinch 8(
[@Ashyboy] Did you try to ruin christmas sir
[@Ashyboy] Please don't send Santa any stamps :[
[Shuri] ... HAHA
[@Ashyboy] "I realize I've been extremely naughty this year, and am prepared to face the consequences. Please send the mandatory piece of 'coal' in the enclosed envelope with the enclosed stamp. Seasons Greetings -- Kristoph :)"
* Shuri cracks up laughing
[Shuri] I killed fucking SANTA CLAUS
[Shuri] he wouldn't fall for it
[Shuri] he'd get an elf to do it
[Shuri] And then Santa would testify
[@Ashyboy] ATTEMPTED MURDER
[@Ashyboy] --yes. yes he woudl
[Shuri] You would cross-examine Santa Claus!
[Shuri] wouldn't you be happy for that chance
[Shuri] so let me off the hook
[@Ashyboy] no >8( YOU ALMOST CANCELED CHRISTMAS
[@Ashyboy] and I'd have to percieve him
[Shuri] hahhaha
[@Ashyboy] I can't perceive frikkin santa claus
[Shuri] WHEN YOU'RE NERVOUS YOUR JOLLY BELLY JIGGLES JUST SO
[@Ashyboy] aldkfad;a
[@Ashyboy] The judge would penalize me just for the hell of it. STOP BADGERING SAINT NICHOLAS
* @Ashyboy ends up getting coal too |( THANKS NOT!BOSS.
[Shuri] 8D
[@Ashyboy] You are nothing but trouble 8(
[Shuri] Maybe if everyone would stop making me have to exact revenge upon them everything would be ok
[@Ashyboy] why would you need to get revenge on santa
[@Ashyboy] did he not give you a pony when you were little
[Shuri] I wanted that fucking pony
[Shuri] I bet Klavier got something better too. It just rubbed salt in the wound
[@Ashyboy] hahahaha
[@Ashyboy] I'm just imagining him like. WAITING 20+ YEARS FOR THE PERFECT TIME
[@Ashyboy] or trying years before then
[@Ashyboy] did you make your dog sick when she accidentally ate the poison cookies you left out for santa 8|
[Shuri] THAT'S WHY I LEARNED HOW TO KILL
[Shuri] IT WAS ALL TO GET BACK AT ST. NICK
[@Ashyboy] s-sir
* @Ashyboy FEELS BAD BUT ALSO CONFIRMS YOU ARE CRAZY 8(
[Shuri] 8|
[@Ashyboy] is it bad i kinda want this to happen
[@Ashyboy] SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EDITION TRIAL us vs santa
[Shuri] that is what is behind those black psyche locks
[Shuri] omg
[Shuri] it all makes sense
[@Ashyboy] HAHAHA
[@Ashyboy] ice cold psyche locks. SYMBOLLIC OF THE NORTH POLE
[@Ashyboy] clearly your life was so hard.
[Shuri] sdlkfj hahahaha IT WAS 8|
[Shuri] I really really want this to be real now too
[Shuri] isn't there a case maker
[@Ashyboy] Yes!
[Shuri] if I were unlazy I would do it
[@Ashyboy] I. I may TRY TO
[Shuri] DO IT
[@Ashyboy] because gaaawd
[Shuri] I WANT TO ATTEMPT MURDER ON SANTA
[@Ashyboy] I'M NOT GETTING YOU A NOT GUILTY VERDICT
[@Ashyboy] or oh man he could
[Shuri] ...
[@Ashyboy] and then find out the truth
[@Ashyboy] and just OTL
[Shuri] 8D
[@Ashyboy] I GAVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
[@Ashyboy] turnabout bah-humbug
[Shuri] "not even Mr. Gavin is insane enough to try and kill Santa"
[@Ashyboy] I BELIEVED IN YOU >8(
[@Ashyboy] How Kristoph Killed Christmas
[Shuri] 8D
[@Kaiji[foods]] ...why are you gonna kill santa? D:
[@Ashyboy] HE TRIED TO
[@Ashyboy] BUT KRIS KRINGLE WAS TOO CRAFTY