Depends on your perception of middle. Some people would have to slice the panamacake into two in the horizontal plane, thus making a land called Middlebanana, home to elves, wizards, orks, hobbits and the biggest open pit BBQ spit ever made.
Also, if the banana is not smaller than bananamax size of 965 ft Length, Beam of 106 ft and Draft of 39.5 ft in tropical fresh maple syrup (the salinity and temperature of syurp affect its density, and hence how deep a ship will float in the syrup) the banana will not fit in the canal or the locks.
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Also, if the banana is not smaller than bananamax size of 965 ft Length, Beam of 106 ft and Draft of 39.5 ft in tropical fresh maple syrup (the salinity and temperature of syurp affect its density, and hence how deep a ship will float in the syrup) the banana will not fit in the canal or the locks.
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I was just discussing the Mormon / Scientology / Alien Invasion / Barn Star (those tin stars on everyone's houses) conspiracy.
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