-- crabDad [CD] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 20:31 --
CD: SON WHERE ARE YOU
CG: JESUS CHRIST DAD WHY ARE YOU FUCKING TROLLING ME?
CG: THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.
CD: CLICKTY CLICKTY CLICKTY
CD: I THOUGHT THIS WAS HOW KIDS THESE DAYS LIKED TO TALK
CG: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU FUCKING QUALIFY AS ANYTHING CHILDLIKE AND/OR WHIMSICAL?
CD: IM TRYING TO RELATE
CD: I CAN BE HIP
CG: NO YOU CAN'T!
CG: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
CG: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!
CD: WE NEED TO HAVE AN IMPORTANT DISCUSSION
CG: ABOUT WHAT!
CG: WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE TROLLIAN AS EVEN A SEMI-APPROPRIATE MEDIUM FOR THIS SORT OF THING.
CD: I WILL ADMIT IM FOND OF THE CLICKING SOUND IT MAKES WHEN I TYPE
CD: BUT I FIGURED THIS WOULD BE EASIER FOR YOU
CG: I CAN HEAR IT FROM UP HERE. GOD.
CD: ITS NOT AN EASY SUBJECT SON
CG: SPIT IT OUT YOU FUCKING CRAB.
CD: I KNOW YOU KIDS THESE DAYS LIKE TO HAVE FUN
CD: AND WE CANT STOP YOU FROM HAVING FUN
CD: BUT PLEASE
CD: REMEMBER TO ALWAYS USE A CLEAN BUCKET
CD: THERE ARE LOST OF DISEASES THAT CAN GO AROUND
CD: I KNOW IT SEEMS LIKE "IT WONT HAPPEN TO ME"
CD: BUT ITS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY KARKAT
CD: AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND BEING BLIND ISNT A FAIR EXCUSE
CG: OH GOD DADDDDDDDDD
CG: /me sobs with chagrin.
CD: (HEHEHE XD)
CD: NO SON
CD: ITS A DISCUSSION THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
CD: CLICKTY CLICKTY
CG: DAD I'M NOWHERE NEAR READY TO USE BUCKETS.
CD: YOU KIDS ARE GOING AT IT EARLIER AND EARLIER THESE DAYS
CD: I KNOW YOU WONT WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT IT
CD: I JUST WANT YOU TO BE INFORMED WHEN YOU DECIDE TO
CD: SEAHORSE DAD AGREES
CG: FUCK YOU I DON'T EVEN LIKE ERIDAN!
CG: YOU TWO NEED TO STOP HAVING SEAPARTIES.
CD: HE ENJOYS ROE CUBES ALMOST AS MUCH AS I DO
CD: SPEAKING OF WHICH WE ARE OUT
CG: GOD DAMNIT DAD I DON'T CARE.
CG: GET OUT OF MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOM
CG: I HATE YOU!
CD: CLICKTY CLICKTY CLICKTY
CD: I THINK I LIKE THIS THING
CD: WELL IM GLAD WE COULD HAVE THIS DISCUSSION KARKAT
CG: I'M NOT.
CG: FUCK YOU.
CD: IM ALWAYS HERE WHEN YOU NEED TO TALK
CD: AND IM HUNGRY
CD: DONT FORGET THAT PART
CG: AGAIN, FUCK YOU.
CD: ROE CUBES
CD: GOODNIGHT KARKAT