My post as someone else, 2009
Since it's post as someone else day, I suppose I should jump in. You'll never guess who I did.
03-16-2009
What I’m Reading Now: Disney and You: You WILL Believe... or Else by Walt Disney Assimilation Press
So, I was sitting at Starbucks drinking my vanilla chai latte, lamenting the death of the BNL when I just kept focusing on the hot guy's ass in front of me. I mean, my upcoming trip to the DW in a couple of weeks. That's right, kids. It's the DW now. Those of us in the know call it that because we're AWESOME. And I'm going to be there in just a couple of weeks. DISNEY!
I know, I get a bit excited when I talk about Disney. But, I'm still seeking you Disnerds out. For every two people whose eyes roll when they hear me talk about Disney, there is at least one person who, like me, gets a special twinkle in their eyes. I have to say that my heart leaps when we can talk about how the monorails are multi-lingual or how they keep improving their rides or how the thought police telescreens are now in plasma. DISNEY!
Still, I can't help but get annoyed when people say that I talk about Disney too much. I mean, I have only been talking about it since 2008, guys. It's the most perfect place on earth. It marries happiness and love with adult people walking around in furry costumes. Mmm... furry. Wait, what? I'm NOT A FURRY. Okay, I am a furry. But, ZOMG, DISNEY!
Anyway, I have another thing about which I'm officially thrilled. That's a new flavor of Diet Dr. Pepper. Again, it's the perfect union of things I like in a nice shiny can. It's just as shiny as they keep Epcot, where you can see so many countries in such a short period of time. I miss the addition of vanilla-like flavoring, which reminds me of those yumz vanilla cupcakes from Starbucks, but still, the anticipation of that first sip is just like the anticipation of a new Bruce Springsteen album or the anticipation of some heavy dude's belly sliding slowly out of his undersized shirt: delicious!
OMG, it's just like going to DISNEY! IN MY MOUTH!
03-16-2009
What I’m Reading Now: Disney and You: You WILL Believe... or Else by Walt Disney Assimilation Press
So, I was sitting at Starbucks drinking my vanilla chai latte, lamenting the death of the BNL when I just kept focusing on the hot guy's ass in front of me. I mean, my upcoming trip to the DW in a couple of weeks. That's right, kids. It's the DW now. Those of us in the know call it that because we're AWESOME. And I'm going to be there in just a couple of weeks. DISNEY!
I know, I get a bit excited when I talk about Disney. But, I'm still seeking you Disnerds out. For every two people whose eyes roll when they hear me talk about Disney, there is at least one person who, like me, gets a special twinkle in their eyes. I have to say that my heart leaps when we can talk about how the monorails are multi-lingual or how they keep improving their rides or how the thought police telescreens are now in plasma. DISNEY!
Still, I can't help but get annoyed when people say that I talk about Disney too much. I mean, I have only been talking about it since 2008, guys. It's the most perfect place on earth. It marries happiness and love with adult people walking around in furry costumes. Mmm... furry. Wait, what? I'm NOT A FURRY. Okay, I am a furry. But, ZOMG, DISNEY!
Anyway, I have another thing about which I'm officially thrilled. That's a new flavor of Diet Dr. Pepper. Again, it's the perfect union of things I like in a nice shiny can. It's just as shiny as they keep Epcot, where you can see so many countries in such a short period of time. I miss the addition of vanilla-like flavoring, which reminds me of those yumz vanilla cupcakes from Starbucks, but still, the anticipation of that first sip is just like the anticipation of a new Bruce Springsteen album or the anticipation of some heavy dude's belly sliding slowly out of his undersized shirt: delicious!
OMG, it's just like going to DISNEY! IN MY MOUTH!