Vaginas: mashed & more.

[mannequin_heart]

When buying vaginas, buy ones that are well formed with firm, smooth skins. They should smell fresh. Avoid any with discoloration, cracks, bruises, or soft spots. Don't buy or use vaginas with a greenish tinge to the skins - these have been badly stored, exposed to light and are unfit for eating

Comments

[mizuzero]

Because, y'know, substituting a "dirty" word into an innocuous piece of writing is the pinnacle of humor!

[mannequin_heart]

Yes it is, and you can go fuck yourself. You're just a griddled warm new vagina with fresh mint dressing.

[_monamour]

You are gay.

[ecstaticism]

that = true

[kellygreen]

You, my darling, are on crack and I love it.

[mannequin_heart]

No, I've just been drinking vodka.
But you still love it.

[kellygreen]

Ahh, definitely I do.

Re: Yes, I remember the great Irish Vagina Famine as if it were yesterday.

[ecstaticism]

You are fucking awesome.

[meth]

I'm glad you cleared this up for first time vagina buyers. You've saved many lives.

[ecstaticism]

Why are we better than everyone?