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And so it begins. It's barely 16 minutes into the holiday, and my msn flist is flooded with the reminder of what an unfortunate, lonely, little person I am. Cue tumbleweed. Who are these people?? *Claws face* Too happy. Too in my face. Need. more. bitterness.

Oh, right. Check it out. It's Panda and Koala.

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You know you ought to be a little more serious and feel some sort of sadness, sympathy, etc when someone passes away- but it was an incredible struggle to keep a straight face while watching a plethora of Anna Nicole Smith footage. (Natasha Belling's ability to keep a solemn face while a half-naked Ms Smith pounced on and squeezed the daylights out ( Read more... )

Just a word to some friendly folk out there by the name of Sven...

EY SVEN, fram med mangon, JAG ÄR SUGEN!

I'm going to be brilliant for AUS-SWE relations, for sure.

Tam to Cinderbitch; via sms:

So.. Another responsible motorist on the roads. Yes, me! Hope today's weather isn't too much of a bitch for you. Stay cool xx

Cinderbitch to Tam; via sms:

Haha! Yay! Let me know when ur on the roads...i'll drive the opposite way:) hehe xoI need to buy some Ray Bans, an ivory silk scarf, don some red lippy and hit the ( Read more... )

A: Lucky I woke when I did, otherwise you'd have been waiting on that corner for a while.
T: (mutters) Well that'd be a strike against you, wouldn't it?
A: What did you say?!
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