can you make no use of nothing, nuncle?

[mannikin]

None of the outrageous and reprehensible bullshit that happens to me had been worth writing about for a while, but it's about to spill out of my brain and vomit forth into this tiny corner of the blogosphere. Here is a bullet-point presentation, in no particular order

Comments

[barry]

Wow. Uncle Dan. Thats....frightening. I won't be sleeping well tonight.

There is a good chance that Kim and I will have a wii by the next time you're in town. Hopefully you can wield a wii tennis racket in the same avuncular fashion you wield your epic failhammer.

[mannikin]

That sounds pretty awesome. I bet I can do that.