was dope ( Read more... )

i enjoy spending time alone on a bike with the soundtrack to final fantasy 7 rather than with people.

if you could give me a reason to change this, i'll take you out to dinner at the end of the month. seriously.

you pay for half.

dollar menu only.

poughkeepsie ( Read more... )

flirting with girls.

it's fun.

just being silly and dumb and coming up with funny things to say to make them laugh.

can i get a job doing that?

maybe $10 an hour?

LMK.

because none of these fish are biting so i might as well get SOMETHING out fo it.

it was the fall ( Read more... )

...and chalk you up as another let down.

"last chance to dance and then slip away.
no love.
just sex.
the american way.

we're going down now.
we're already dead."

you said it Wes.

i don't get why complete scumbags can find amazing girls and get away with it. i'm gonna start infiltrating bad couples and ruining lives.

anyone who gave me a massage yesterday, i think what i really need is for the owner of a steamroller to give me a call and see how much it would cost me to have him just go over me once or twice real quick ( Read more... )

"I VOW TO PLUNGE MY BROADSWORD INTO THE MOUNDS OF FLESH OF ALL FEMALES WHO I FEEL WORTHY. AND MAY MY HILT BURY ITSELF INTO THEM DEEP AND LET THEIR ORGASMS BE PLENTIFUL ( Read more... )

my cold ass room ( Read more... )

lost a plug ( Read more... )