Case 197

[manofgnee]

You know, I find it ironic that, during the Vegas curse, I wanted to be a cook. Given my history of destroying ovens and burning water, me being a cook is hilarious.

I bet I'd be a terrible bartender too. I can't juggle, either.

...How is it that Vegas me is much cooler than normal me? Is it cuz of the Vegas bit? I bet it is. Ah well.

Comments

[shifts]

How can you burn water?

[manofgnee]

It's an excellent question I've yet to find an answer to.

I managed to do it somehow. Twice.

[shifts]

I'm not entirely sure I believe you, at this point.

[manofgnee]

Yeah, I don't blame you. My levels of fail are sort of remarkable.