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Theo: *pins Arvedui down and gets out a makeup kit* This is Artamir's fault
Arvedui: ...o.o *surprise*
Theo: *applies*
Arvedui: o_o What the-? *tries to run*
Theo: *puts more of his weight on Arvedui* *keeps at it*
Arvedui: >.< What, in the name of Eru, do you think you're doing??
Theo: fulfilling a moral obligation
Arvedui: o.O
Theo: nearly done...
Arvedui: o_O
Theo: *applies lipstick*
Arvedui: *attempts wriggling*
Theo: what a pretty little girl :D
Arvedui: >.< You say this is Artamir's doing?
Theo: yes
Arvedui: Explain, and afterwards there will be pain. ¬.¬
Theo: for me or him?
Arvedui: Is this a trick question? ¬.¬
Theo: yes
Arvedui: Then the answer is "GET OFF AND LET ME WASH MY ERU-DAMNED FACE".
Theo: naw.
Theo: and I don't think Eru would appreciate his name being taken in vain like that
Arvedui: *PUSHES* OFF!
Theo: *stays as a show of strength* ask nicely
Arvedui: ¬.¬ Please get off. *clenched teeth*
Theo: *hops off* I have some remover
Arvedui: Give it here.
Theo: *hands it over*
Arvedui: *CLEANS* Ych.
Theo: there there.
Arvedui: Explain this. Slowly please.
Theo: oh, Artamir wouldn't let me do it to him and you were the natural next choice
Arvedui: o.o *RAGE* You-! And-! AAARGH. >.<
Theo: thanks for being a good sport
Arvedui: *GLARE*
Theo: that reminds me, I have a favour I need to ask
Arvedui: What is it? *still glaring*
Theo: do you really think you could stick me in one body? *tilts his head* You said something about it a while ago...
Arvedui: *pauses the glaring* That depends on what kind of body >.>
Theo: ...thegirlone.
Arvedui: Yes.
Theo: oh. Okay, now for the favour part... will you?
Arvedui: ...Will you promise never to apply any sort of feminine articles onto my body? >.>
Theo: I want exemption if I'm ever on a sugar high
Arvedui: Your request is declined ¬.¬
Theo: ;_;
Arvedui: You didn't even say you were sorry! ¬.¬
Theo: I didn't hurt you
Arvedui: Humiliation is a sort of hurt ¬.¬
Theo: that humilated you? >.>
Arvedui: Yes. >.<
Theo: oh. I'm sorry.
Arvedui: ...Forgiven... But don't ever do that again!
Theo: kay.
Arvedui: Right. Er... About this 'sticking you in one body' ordeal... >.>
Theo: ordeal? >.>
Arvedui: It's not going to be easy, you know.
Theo: mn.
Arvedui: Well?
Theo: alrighty
Arvedui: *ponders* I think it will be better if we waited for the full moon, though.
Theo: >.> why?
Arvedui: Because I remember you said you usually have changes during the fool moon, and stopping those from happening can help get you into one consistent shape.
Theo: okay...
Arvedui: Is there a problem with that? >.>
Theo: just wanted to get it over with
Arvedui: This thing takes time... Unless you want it to be done the quick and very dirty way >.>
Theo: very dirty?
Arvedui: Very dirty.
Theo: how is it dirty?
Arvedui: It requires blood. >.> I hate those.
Theo: good luck on getting my blood out. Otherwise, that's fine.
Arvedui: That would be problematic... This sort of thing requires you to move in quick succession between all of your forms, getting blood from each. That is usually painful. >.<
Theo: that's... *counts on his fingers* six forms, I think
Arvedui: *raises an eyebrow* Impressive.
Theo: four of them are just age changes.
Theo: ...wait a second. Seven forms.
Arvedui: ...Even more impressive o.o
Theo: *fidget* >.>
Arvedui: Mind recounting them, so I would at least know what to expect?
Theo: um. Who I was, who I am, a teenager, a child, a woman, a hamster, a ferret.
Arvedui: I see.
Theo: That's about it.
Arvedui: Quite versatile. >.>
Theo: ah, the things I could do with it all under control. >.>
Arvedui: I can't promise you control.
Theo: I know.
Arvedui: So.
Theo: so.
Arvedui: Now? >.>
Theo: >.> okay, how.
Arvedui: It's better if you sit down somewhere. >.>
Theo: *checks the rooms for one with a chair*
Arvedui: *takes his palantir and follows*
Theo: *sits and looks nervous*
Arvedui: ...You're sure you don't prefer to wait?
Theo: I'm the impatient sort
Arvedui: Right. Ready? >.>
Theo: ready.
Arvedui: *takes out a small wooden bowl and puts it in Theo's lap, takes out a knife and instructs Theo to try and get some blood into the bowl* >.>
Theo: *slashes his hand* *checks to see if anything came out*
Arvedui: *waits patiantly*
Theo: *bleeds a little*
Arvedui: *only needs a few drops, says so*
Theo: okay. Done...
Arvedui: Right. Er. Brace yourself.
Theo: o.o
Arvedui: *concentrates, using the palantir to see Theo in all his forms at once, and then starts peeling them off one by one, like an onyon. The sensation is that of having each individual layer of your skin peeled off as well. At each from, he pauses to see if Theo's wound gives up enough blood for him to go on*
Theo: >.< owowow
Arvedui: *can't afford to loose concentration, so offers no words of comfort - no matter how much he wants to*
Theo: >.< so changed my mind
Arvedui: *can't stop this in the middle without causing damage, lots of it*
Theo: *shuts up*
Arvedui: *continues*
Theo: >.<
Arvedui: *reaches the 'old' Theo form and pauses a bit longer this time, a longing sort of look on his face*
Theo: >.< *pain*
Arvedui: *shuts his eyes, attempting to erase the image from his mind and finishes, Theo is now female, and still bleeding* ...Drink it. >.>
Theo: ...okay, I've had worse. *does so*
Arvedui: *makes sure he's only seeing one form in the palantir* If you feel sick, don't worry, that's normal.
Theo: going to curl up and pray for more death...
Arvedui: >.< I'm sorry. I warned you.
Theo: why'd you stop near the end?
Arvedui: ...I was making sure there was enough blood. >.> *not a complete lie*
Theo: *gives him an odd look*
Arvedui: *uncomfortable*
Theo: okay, if you say so...