No, before when i was under a rock, i was a victim of circumstance, now i choose my own destiny and it is to hide under a rock. Incidently you shouldn't watch video's of yourself from the recent past if you are a dork/jackass. Because then you will realize this.
What? oh it's nothing exciting enough to warrant mention. Lord knows how to upload videos onto the 'net so just imagine this but with awful talking over it, juxtaposed with a pretty, sweet, charming x-girlfriend, and then deciding that yes, I should be single, and not in a fun exciting way, but in a way that listens to Interpol.
see I think this is why you're a horrible student. It crawled up your butt, and shoots barbs out of its spine. My parents want to know if you're going to finish college?
that butt shit is baloney, did you even read what you wrote? it follows the urine stream into your butt? do you piss out of your butt? is that what you do, ben? piss urine out of your butt? would you like it if i began to spread that as a rumor about you? because the more you challenge my knowledge of brazilian faunae the more i feel tempted to send a text message to everyone in my phone that you piss urine out of your butt-hole
You can't use logic when deciding how nature is supposed to act. Truth be told it will swim into any orifice; vagina, penis, or butt. But only the tiny ones can swim into a penis. It just follows the urine stream to the human, which orifice it choses probably largely depends on a)which ones you have b)how big the candiru is.
In any case, You probably never met anyone in Brazil who had actually seen a candiru choose, because "More often, the pain causes shock and death in the victim before it can be removed." Or at the very least they wouldn't have had to undergo a penectomy, and I wouldn't want to hang around a high school age David Grimes without a penis. If you know what i mean. No no, wait that sounds dirty. I mean because your high school self probably made a lot of penis jokes, if your college self is any indicator.
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In any case, You probably never met anyone in Brazil who had actually seen a candiru choose, because "More often, the pain causes shock and death in the victim before it can be removed." Or at the very least they wouldn't have had to undergo a penectomy, and I wouldn't want to hang around a high school age David Grimes without a penis. If you know what i mean. No no, wait that sounds dirty. I mean because your high school self probably made a lot of penis jokes, if your college self is any indicator.
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