you suck

[mansonjew]

its been almost a year since ive had any sexual contact. please come save me, i am not gender-biast. Come . Now.

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[mcapefly]

Whaddya mean, almost a year? That time last week didn't count? :(

[capitalp]

for a measly $5 I'll...watch Pi with you and make funny comments again, and maybe allow you to make ONE reference to your penis

going once, going twice....

[ldy_fuchsia]

for a mere 4.50, you can indulge yourself in all you can eat matzo-ball fiesta...

( additional charges for references to penis not included.)