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[mantaraggio]

Comments

[coolbyrne]

I'll tell you whut. Oh, wait. That's roman_machine's line. :p

[mantaraggio]

You could start saying "I'll tell you whut, eh?"

[roman_machine]

Yes, she could since I've already started ending plenty of my statements with "eh?" Now, people look at me funny again. :(

[zennie]

I am way scarier than your mom. Plus I send more pr0n than she does. I'm a keeper, damn it.

[zennie]

(I make no guarantee as to quality and refuse to cut down on the number of parentheses I use just because some people think it's excessive and difficult to read)

And I am totally on the parentheses love train. That some person needs to step off the parentheses.

[mantaraggio]

But of course! I'm not removing anyone that I've seen naked.

[dathon]

I want to be select (and very special). I'm a huge proponent of parentheses because they help express all of the tangential thoughts that so enrich stories.

I know I'm not your mom, but what if being scarier than your mom is like being a sleeper Cylon? What if I am and I just don't know it yet?

[mantaraggio]

Oh, if anyone is the sleeper Cylon in this situation, it's me, because I'm the most likely candidate to actually become my mother. It's already happening. Poor Stark!

[roman_machine]

Ok, I admit. I am your mom. Don't cut me out of your life, sweetie!

[mantaraggio]

Never! Who else is going to teach me to use Photoshop?