Turf wars? In a mansion?

Screw that. I'll walk where I wanna walk. If you wanna try to stop me from taking a sandwich from the kitchen or a whiz in the bathroom, either bring a deed for the property or plenty of bandages for your deluded conquistador ass.

I knew it was a bad idea to sit tight in a crib with people who think they're countries.

I woke up and found my baby waiting for me. I guess you gotta go to sleep before any of your dreams come true. Maybe I'll try that whole "going to bed" thing more often.

I can take on one passenger. Who's with me for a kickass ride?

I don't like seeing scared kids and hearing gunfire in the halls. It reminds me of my childhood makes me antsy. Go figure, right?

Let's get a couple of things straight. Number one, I don't know what's going on here with this whole "mirror" stuff and this Alice girl or any of this crazy mess. Number two, I don't care.

... and number three, if someone ( Read more... )

Okay, so I know I'm just the newbie, but what's so special about the second week of August? Is that like some annual festival with cotton candy and balloon animals? Because balloon animals are whack, but I wouldn't mind genuine cotton candy. I've only had that once.

Also, what's all this talk about mirrors? The ones of you that I've met are total ( Read more... )

Okay, so this whacked-out palm pilot seems capable of picking up video, audio, and text feeds from who-knows-where, but it can't send out a simple e-mail. E-mail. Electronic mail. On the worldwide web. You know, that thing that transmits worldwide? I mean, what, is this thing hooked up on some independent network or did the pulse happen all over ( Read more... )

Like Max? Hate her? Does it have something to do with the way I'm playing her? Either way, direct all questions, comments, criticisms, and concerns here.

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