Today I received a call from the human resources office at the University Book Store
They wanted me to return all the bodies I had stolen, because they needed them.
Ha ha! I am just joking, as I am a joker! Those bodies are from the Famous Footwear headquarters.
What the UBS was calling about was how they needed work. And earlier I had told them that I could do it. How rash! But now it seems I may be in for it. On Monday I have my interview, where I hope to impress them by not stuttering very much and definitely not stroking my hands as though they were frightened creatures. It will be tough, but I feel I can prevail. Also I have chloroform in case I need to erase evidence of my presence there.
Ha ha, again I joke! I have incriminating photographs.
Still, I am a bit nervous. What if they ask me about the appendix? I will be working at the branch in the new Nursing building, so I fear this might be a possibility. I know nothing of the appendix! Does it cause maladies? If excised and brought to light, what color is it? How many people are born without appendices? Are they able to compensate through increased activity of the glossary? These are questions whose answers I do not know!
I'm excited about the job, though. It comes with an hourly wage, which I find intensely arousing. I have been without compensation for my entire life, and this has led to a sharp dwindling of my savings as I purchased items such as chewing gum and Captain Man-Spider comics. The problem only intensified when electronic entertainments made themselves known to me. So I will be happy to take money in exchange for spending a lot of time near books.
Ha ha! I am just joking, as I am a joker! Those bodies are from the Famous Footwear headquarters.
What the UBS was calling about was how they needed work. And earlier I had told them that I could do it. How rash! But now it seems I may be in for it. On Monday I have my interview, where I hope to impress them by not stuttering very much and definitely not stroking my hands as though they were frightened creatures. It will be tough, but I feel I can prevail. Also I have chloroform in case I need to erase evidence of my presence there.
Ha ha, again I joke! I have incriminating photographs.
Still, I am a bit nervous. What if they ask me about the appendix? I will be working at the branch in the new Nursing building, so I fear this might be a possibility. I know nothing of the appendix! Does it cause maladies? If excised and brought to light, what color is it? How many people are born without appendices? Are they able to compensate through increased activity of the glossary? These are questions whose answers I do not know!
I'm excited about the job, though. It comes with an hourly wage, which I find intensely arousing. I have been without compensation for my entire life, and this has led to a sharp dwindling of my savings as I purchased items such as chewing gum and Captain Man-Spider comics. The problem only intensified when electronic entertainments made themselves known to me. So I will be happy to take money in exchange for spending a lot of time near books.