GREETINGS FROM SUNNY NEW YORK
So yeah, I just figured out maybe the cable modem is a jerk and would like to be reset before it looks at new computers. I AM A BRIGHT BOY. Now let us discuss things.
I don't actually think yesterday happened.
My cousin (age like eight): That's the way (uh-huh uh-huh) I like it.
Other cousin: (age five. FIVE): I like to move it move it.
Me: what
And then later
Mom (age fifty-five): Don't hurt 'em, Hammer!
Me: WHAT
Actually she said something more context-based, but that will do for getting across the meat of the matter.
Gifts of the season include shirts, socks, DVD burner, flashlight, and chocolate (to name my favorites). Also people who sent cards (all two of you, one of whom cannot read this hooray) I do not have your cards because I am not at home hooray!
I will probably be seeing those tomorrow.
Now let us talk about something I was reminded of yesterday: the International Jew. What a dastardly fellow! He aims to destroy Christmas, you know. It is a good thing diligent Christians keep an eye on him. Do not worry when they say they are not targeting just Jews; that is just a ruse to appease the liberals.
Good God. I thought we were through with this nonsense, but apparently some jackasses can't stop being big cocks. I kind of wish there actually was a conspiracy against Christmas, just so it could rape these monsters in their asses. Metaphorically, of course. Yes. Additionally, I don't think it would be too much to ask that some, er, metaphorical barbed wire wrapped around baseball bats be the medium involved.
OK, so maybe not so metaphorically.
I don't actually think yesterday happened.
My cousin (age like eight): That's the way (uh-huh uh-huh) I like it.
Other cousin: (age five. FIVE): I like to move it move it.
Me: what
And then later
Mom (age fifty-five): Don't hurt 'em, Hammer!
Me: WHAT
Actually she said something more context-based, but that will do for getting across the meat of the matter.
Gifts of the season include shirts, socks, DVD burner, flashlight, and chocolate (to name my favorites). Also people who sent cards (all two of you, one of whom cannot read this hooray) I do not have your cards because I am not at home hooray!
I will probably be seeing those tomorrow.
Now let us talk about something I was reminded of yesterday: the International Jew. What a dastardly fellow! He aims to destroy Christmas, you know. It is a good thing diligent Christians keep an eye on him. Do not worry when they say they are not targeting just Jews; that is just a ruse to appease the liberals.
Good God. I thought we were through with this nonsense, but apparently some jackasses can't stop being big cocks. I kind of wish there actually was a conspiracy against Christmas, just so it could rape these monsters in their asses. Metaphorically, of course. Yes. Additionally, I don't think it would be too much to ask that some, er, metaphorical barbed wire wrapped around baseball bats be the medium involved.
OK, so maybe not so metaphorically.