I bought a hoover today. I didn't decide to starve myself, I didn't impale myself with sticks, I'm not fighting with crazed halfings that change shape from two-dimensions to three and have glass orbs for eyes, I'm not shapeshifting from a humanoid to a small, furry creature, I'm not having mad sex with rugged specimins whilst my limbs are tied ( Read more... )

Mandos Recall Release Form

Name of Review Applicant (ie: King Undead Elven Fucker): Manwendil

PRE-DEATH INFORMATION
Residence: Númenor! Númenor! Númenor!
Occupation/Position (ie: Lord of Doriath): Mommy's baby
Species/Race (ie: Elf, Noldor): human, Númenorean

Spouse (if applicable): N/A (Prof. Tolkien never gave my spouse a name... or my ( Read more... )

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Ummmm. Mommy?????

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I'M SO FUCKING THERE.

BOYCOTT SHELL!"Since Shell began drilling in Nigeria's Niger Delta, it has wreaked environmental havoc on the land of the Ogoni. Shell has spilled oil on farmland and in water sources, bulldozed across farms and flared gas just meters from Ogoni villages. The people of Ogoniland suffer extreme health problems from the air and ( Read more... )

Númenór!

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I was in a McDonalds earlier in Iceland, eating my goddamn garden salad when these drunk Scandanavian people came in and saw me in my camoflauge and eye-makeup, and then they proceeded to try to beat my skull in ( Read more... )

( YAY FOR EYELINER!! )