Comments | manwhoblowsgoat: Dating graph

manwhoblowsgoat

Dating graph

Jul 23, 2009 20:22

To solidify OkCupid's computer science nerdiness and utter domination as the best dating site alive, they released an application that creates a graph based on the dating questions I have answered. It has a starting point and paths through all the very important questions I answered and ends up with a solid "Let's bang" or "Sorry, I need to wash ( Read more... )

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graph anonymous July 29 2009, 11:27:37 UTC

DR.PHIL HAS AN OPENING FOR YOU ON HIS SHOW" DATING/RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGES OR BETTER KNOWN AS WHY I SABOTAGE MY PERSONAL LIFE".

LIFE IS NOT A DRESS REHERSAL FOR THE REAL SHOW.BASED ON YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY YOU BETTER GET MOVING, LIFE IS PASSING YOU BY! GRAB THE GOAT BY THE HORNS AND HANG ON FOR THE RIDE.

anonymous July 31 2009, 15:38:33 UTC

so, after years of candidly thinking we'd make it as a couple, there are quite a few issues on which i find you quite shallow and unbending on (extremely disappointing cause i gave you a lot more credit than that in the past ... but according to this chart you'd date me if i'm paying.

nice.

manwhoblowsgoat July 31 2009, 23:39:21 UTC

The "if you're paying" was a mandatory joke of sorts put in there by the graph creators, not myself ( ... )

anonymous August 1 2009, 05:51:15 UTC

lol

well rather than identify myself by pointing out questions that might do so, ill just say there were just a few things i think were a tad unfair and unforgiving... kind of closed-minded if you will, which is weird because i dont think you ARE closed-minded.

i pat myself on the back for making it all the way to the bottom. heh.

also, i cant blame you on the earth question. there really would be no recovery from that. hehe.

nonetheless, i wish you luck in your quest for the perfect one. keep us anonymous readers updated.

reponse to anon-secret admirer anonymous August 7 2009, 13:31:51 UTC

to man who blows goat-there are women out there who are willing to take a chance on you, however you treat them like a science fair project.ie;graphs,surveys,etc.
human relationships cannot be forged, they either happen or they don't.i have hope that someone will break down your artificial walls that are based on statistical pretense and chew on your heart!

to anon, secret admirer-it seems that once you could have cared for goat man,but he has shunned you, probably for no good reason.i feel sorry for that.i hope you find happiness.