Ahhhh the crismus season ( Read more... )

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)ModerateLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)LowLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very LowLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)ModerateLevel 6 - The ( Read more... )

Every time you masturbate....

A ninja chops the head of a kitten and doesn't even care.

Please, think of the kittens

I haven't did this in awile, however, i do log on at least once, if not more, a day. Anyways, big news....i finally got a TV!!!! And t has been making me so tired. I stay until midnight watching all the shows i have missed since i haven't wateched tv in about 3 months. That's a long time without the family i grew up to AND idolize to this day ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulmanwithoneshoe goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Mark Twain.alikazaam gives you 19 orange blueberry-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.crazyeyedgnome gives you 18 yellow strawberry-flavoured gumdrops.foamplastic gives you 12 purple lemon-flavoured gummy bears.iheartsambo tricks you! You get a used tissue.kylie4prez ( Read more... )

This past weekend was extremly uneventful other than the fact i went back to the metropolis that is ravenna and seen my parents (sadly) to get my mail. They talked me into staying for some chin-dig they had planned, so I did. It was fun. All this was after 1 slept 15 fricking hours. I didn't think I needed sleep THAT bad but appaerntly my body ( Read more... )

I think I should be a porn star. Apparently there is a 22 yr old porn star trying to become Cali's new Gov. Isn't there an age limit on political offices? There should be a height limit both minimum and maximum, that would eliminate Arnold and Gary Coleman at least. I tell you what, I know that if every single male votes for the porn star chick ( Read more... )

I don't think I can compete with waller on the whole 3 posts in one day hours apart, but I will try....lol...NOT. I have a life. j/k waller. Please don't wish death upon my sweet and precious, not to mention innocent, soul!! Please I beg of you. j/k. I am bored right now. The teacher left for smoke break #2 so here I am. Not that he really ( Read more... )

My week has been ok with the exception of Monday. Now it is getting better since it is now Wednesday. However, I am looking for a fine chica to spend some time with. In the meantime I will drink my sorrows into the ground, with friends, at my house. I also have a feeling that this week won't get better until Friday nite when it can only get ( Read more... )