Long Survey of the day
=>This or That<=
Pie or cake?::
Pie or 3.14159...?::
Chocolate or vanilla?::
Black or white?::
Ceiling or floor?::
Couch or bed?::
Cough or sneeze?::
On or off?::
Closed or open?::
Brush or comb?::
Long or short?::
Big or small?::
Wet or dry?::
Under or over?::
Top or bottom?::
Fly or fall?::
Smile or frown?::
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?::
Hot or cold?::
Warm or cool?::
Rough or smooth?::
Cat or dog?::
Snake or bird?::
Shark or T-Rex?::
Past or present?::
Science fiction or fantasy?::
Dull or sharp?::
Live forever or die young?::
Books or television?::
Jump or skip?::
Fast or slow?::
Run or walk?::
Guy or girl?::
Disney or Warner Brothers?::
Belle or Jasmine?::
Gaston or Cruella Deville?::
Food or friends?::
Colors or black and white?::
Cute or pretty?::
Good or evil?::
Fruits or vegetables?::
Milk or juice?::
Hot chocolate or gingerale?::
Beer or wine?::
Movies or cartoons?::
Pillow or blanket?::
Moon or stars?::
Sky or sea?::
Explode or implode?::
=>Odd Questions<=
What color is the bottom of your tongue?::
Your foot?::
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?::
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?::
Do you chew on your homework?::
Pencils?::
Do you read the dictionary?::
Encyclopedia?::
Atlas?::
Road map?::
Do you memorize random facts?::
Do you stalk anyone?::
Does anyone stalk you?::
Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?::
Do you dust your lawn?::
Do you collect dust?::
Lint?::
Baby teeth?::
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?::
Do you wish prostitution was legal?::
Do you use lotion on your feet?::
Do you have problems with Canadians?::
Mexicans?::
Americans?::
The French?::
The English?::
Have you ever played a kazoo?::
Have you ever shot someone?::
Something?::
How many pairs of underwear do you own?::
Jeans?::
What ring size are you?::
Belt size?::
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?::
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?::
Do you eat a lot?::
Do you get excited over cameras?::
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?::
Poison?::
Knives?::
Cheese?::
Penguins?::
Bald people?::
Scrawny African children?::
Midgets?::
Pirates?::
Corny jokes?::
Are you a virgin?::
Are you a hermaphrodite?::
Do you tie string to your teeth?::
Do you bite yourself?::
Cut yourself?::
Do you get cold sores often?::
Do you have a cold right now?::
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?::
Do you like to touch sharp objects?::
Do you have a twitching problem?::
Are you homicidal?::
What do you do on the computer?::
Anything your parents should know about?::
Are you happy with your life?::
Is everybody else happy with your life?::
Do you like 100% white grape juice?::
Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?::
How big is the universe?::
What's the logic behind your answer?::
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?::
What do you dream about?::
Anything your parents should know about?::
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?::
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?::
Do you have AIM?::
MSN?::
YIM?::
A Neopets account?::
A Vampirefreaks account?::
A Quizilla account?::
A Bzoink account?::
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?::
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?::
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?::
Are you scared of everything that breathes?::
Doesn't breathe?::
Are you scared of anything at all?::
What?::
Which cardinal direction do you like best?::
Do you have a life?::
Do you have a microphone on your computer?::
A webcam?::
A scanner?::
A printer?::
A cordless mouse?::
Does your mouse light up?::
Are you scared of mice?::
What kind of computer do you have?::
Were you ever physically abused?::
Verbally?::
Sexually?::
Do you wish you were a fish?::
A cat?::
A dog?::
Do you have a cell phone?::
What kind is it?::
Do you weasel out of things?::
Do your teachers like you?::
Do your parents like you?::
Do your siblings like you?::
Does karma, if it exists, love you?::
Did you have a tail when you were born?::
Do you enjoy school?::
Do you sleep under or over the covers?::
Do you sleep in a bed?::
Do you catch yourself floating at times?::
Are you a packrat?::
Do you know HTML or CSS?::
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?::
Do you shy away from social situations?::
Are you obsessed with shiny things?::
Are you at least attracted to them?::
Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?::
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?::
Do you label other people?::
Are you proud?::
Do you like scrambled eggs?::
=>How bad can I make you Look?<=
Do you wash your hands frequently?::
Do you wet the bed?::
What age did you stop?::
Do you lie a lot?::
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?::
Brush your hair?::
Do you use deoderant?::
Do you masturbate?::
How often?::
Are you an alcoholic?::
A druggie?::
Do you drink illegally?::
Do you wear underwear?::
Do you change your underwear frequently?::
Are you a coward?::
A loser?::
An idiot?::
Do you chatspeak?::
Are you a bad friend?::
Are you untrustworthy?::
Unreliable?::
Do you pick your nose?::
Are you imperfect?::
Ugly?::
Do you have bad hair?::
A big nose?::
Are you shallow?::
Greedy?::
Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?::
Do you have any /important/ talents?::
Do you burp often?::
Are you impolite?::
Disrespectful?::
Sadistic?::
Are you a pansy?::
Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.)::
Are you a fan of George W. Bush?::
Do you have buck teeth?::
Acne?::
Mental illnesses?::
Are you fake?::
Does your breath smell?::
Do you have a strong body odor?::
Do you have bad teeth?::
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?::
Are you overweight?::
Anorexic?::
Bulimic?::
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?::
A tattoo?::
Are you a wannabe?::
Do you get bad grades?::
What's your IQ level?::
Are you a bad guesser?::
Are you slow?::
Are you bad at reading people?::
Are you too nice for your own good?::
Do you have a lot of friends?::
Do you give in easily?::
Are you stubborn?::
Are you annoying?::
Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?::
Are you a necrophilliac?::
Are you incestual?::
Is your room messy?::
Do you make fun of other people?::
Do you respect your body?::
Are you arrogant?::
Do you have low self-esteem?::
Are you unique?::
Are your hands clammy?::
Are you short?::
Are you freakishly tall?::
Do you like Simple Plan?::
=>Beliefs<=
Do you believe in God?::
Do you believe in magic?::
True love?::
Heaven?::
Hell?::
Satan?::
The Lord and Lady?::
The Goddess?::
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?::
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?::
Are you an atheist?::
Agnostic?::
Do you believe in fairies?::
Dragons?::
Unicorns?::
Gollums?::
Santa?::
The Easter Bunny?::
The Tooth Fairy?::
Pixies?::
Phoenixes?::
Elves?::
Dwarves?::
Mermaids?::
Karma?::
Immortality?::
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?::
Mayan Gods?::
Incan Gods?::
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?::
Do you believe in life on other planets?::
Do you believe in parallel universes?::
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?::
Do you believe in Eternity?::
Do you believe in evolution?::
Do you believe in life after death?::
What happens to us after we die?::
Do you believe in superheroes?::
Super villains?::
Do you believe in Fate?::
That everything has a purpose?::
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?::
Sex?::
Love?::
Success?::
Making yourself happy?::
Making others happy?::
Religion?::
Politics?::
Do you believe in miracles?::
Angels?::
Demons?::
Ghosts?::
Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?::
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?::
Do you believe in selfessness at all?::
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?::
Do you believe that the means justify the ends?::
Do you believe that anything can happen?::
=>The Basics<=
Name::
Age::
Gender::
Happy with it?::
Eye color::
Happy with it?::
If not, what would you change it to?::
Hair color::
Happy with it?::
If not, what would you change it to?::
Hair length::
Hair style::
Have you ever dyed your hair?::
What color?::
Do you dye your hair frequently?::
Has it ever gotten damaged?::
Are you clean-shaven?::
What's your body type?::
Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?::
Thin or full lips?::
Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?::
Have you ever had lice?::
How old were you?::
Nicknames::
Happy with them?::
Aliases::
What made you choose them?::
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?::
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?::
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?::
What heritage does your first name imply?::
Middle name?::
Last name?::
Place of birth::
Date of birth::
Nationality::
Were you named after anyone?::
Who?::
What side of the family does your name come from?::
Did your parents immigrate?::
How about your grandparents?::
Your great grandparents?::
Farther back into your family?::
Where did they emmigrate from?::
Where did they immigrate to?::
Skin color::
What's your facial structure like?::
Height::
Happy with it?::
Weight::
Happy with it?::
How old are your parents?::
What's your father's name?::
Your mother's?::
Do you have any siblings?::
How old are they?::
What are their names?::
Do you get along with your family?::
Do you wish they were different?::
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?::
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?::
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?::
If so, why?::
Who do you get along with most?::
=>Favorites<=
Color::
Month::
Year::
Decade::
Century::
Millenium::
Animal::
Movie::
Book::
River::
Lake::
Ocean::
Country::
City::
State::
Province::
Place to go in your neighborhood::
Person::
Relative::
Pet::
Actor::
Actress::
Celebrity::
Musician::
Singer::
Band::
Movie genre::
Book genre::
Play genre::
Play::
Musical::
Poem::
Writer::
Song::
Sport::
Drink::
Food::
Brand of cereal::
Candy bar::
Disney princess::
Disney prince::
Disney villain::
Disney character::
CD::
Director::
Videogame::
Computer game::
Game::
Board game::
Word game::
Clothing style::
Truth or dare question::
Fairy tale::
Lullaby::
Holiday::
Mythological creature::
Miscellaneous item::
Storybook character::
Movie character::
Play character::
Musical character::
College::
Football team::
Soccer team::
Tennis player::
Hockey team::
Basketball team::
Baseball team::
Swimmer::
Track star::
Vegetable::
Fruit::
Toothpaste brand::
Type of computer::
Medication::
Poison::
Type of sword::
Type of gun::
Planet::
Space feature::
Breed of cat::
Dog::
Spider::
Fish::
Penguin::
Species of crustacean::
Arachnid::
Insect::
Pair of socks::
Scooby-Doo character::
Spongebob Squarepants character::
Quote::
Adage::
President::
Astrological sign::
Chinese zodiac sign::
Number::
Short story::
Word::
Definition::
Time period::
Dictionary brand::
Series of books::
Publishing company::
Illustrator::
Artist::
Childhood story::
Childhood memory::
Facial expression::
Serial killer::
Medieval torture device::
Instrument::
Brand of chocolate::
Candy::
Brand of candy::
Time of day::
Codename Amour and Adori use::
Letter::
Inside joke::
Joke::
Scent::
Onomotapoeia::
Alliteration::
=>The Ideal Mate<=
Hair color::
Hair length::
Hair style::
Eye color::
Skin color::
Any makeup?::
Clothing style::
Shy or outgoing?::
Happy or depressed?::
Funny or serious?::
Abusive or kind?::
Respectful or perverted?::
Completely describe their personality::
This is another space if you need it::
Ideal height::
Ideal weight::
Body type::
Completely describe their appearances::
This is another space if you need it::
Cup size or condom size::
Masochistic or sadistic?::
Conformist or nonconformist?::
Artistic or athletic?::
Intellectual or unintelligent?::
Complex or simple?::
What would their hobbies be?::
Interests?::
Obsessions::
Would they hug you often?::
Kiss you often?::
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?::
Have you already found your ideal mate?::
Or as close as someone can get?::
Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?::
Are you in love?::
What will you do together?::
Your ideal date::
Your ideal wedding::
How many kids?::
What will their names be?::
What do you think they would look like?::
Will you even have kids?::
If not, why?::
Will you even get married?::
If no, why?::
Are you taken or single?::
=>Dislikes<=
Least favorite color::
Animal::
Number::
President::
Actor::
Actress::
Director::
Celebrity::
Artist::
Illustrator::
Poet::
Writer::
Band::
Musician::
Singer::
Food::
Fruit::
Vegetable::
Candy::
Candy bar::
Brand of chocolate::
Skittles flavor::
Month::
Year::
Decade::
Century::
Millenium::
Era::
Time period::
Battle of the Civil War::
War::
Battle of WWII::
Battle of American Revolution::
Genius::
Genus of plant::
Flower::
Tree::
Hair color::
Eye color::
Fairy tale::
Disney princess::
Disney villain::
Disney prince::
Movie character::
Play character::
Book character::
Musical character::
Play::
Musical::
Person::
Brand of cereal::
Brand of battery::
Mental illness::
Medication::
Serial killer::
Poison::
Type of sword::
Type of gun::
Toothpaste brand::
Scent::
Taste::
Sound::
Sexual position::
Article of clothing::
=>What do you think Of...<=
Ugly people?::
Pretty people?::
Bald people?::
Scrawny African children?::
Religion?::
Politics?::
Abortion?::
Church?::
Separation of church and state?::
Blondes?::
Brunettes?::
Redheads?::
Mainstream rock?::
Abercrombie?::
Pop music?::
Classic rock?::
Roleplaying?::
Emo music?::
Ignorance?::
Stupidity?::
Mental retardation?::
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?::
Friends?::
Disrespect?::
Immaturity?::
Republicans?::
Democrats?::
George W. Bush?::
Your mom? (OH, BURN.)::
My mom?::
Me?::
This survey?::
Dry walls?::
Painted walls?::
Drugs?::
Alcohol?::
Prostitution?::
Premarital sex?::
Teenage sex?::
People?::
Your classmates?::
Your co-workers?::
Your school?::
Your family?::
My family?::
Your mental health?::
My mental health?::
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?::
Your life?::
My life?::
The color green?::
Pickles?::
Food?::
Electricity?::
Niagra falls?::
Cataracts?::
Bridges?::
Braces?::
Dictionairies?::
Television?::
Fairy tales?::
Hollywood?::
MTV?::
=>Currently...<=
What are you feeling?::
Smelling?::
Seeing?::
Hearing?::
Doing?::
Who are you talking to online?::
On the phone?::
What room of the house are you in?::
Are you cold?::
Bored?::
Warm?::
Hot?::
Do you look nice?::
What are you wearing?::
Are you eating anything?::
Drinking anything?::
What's your heart rate?::
BMI?::
What brand of shoes are you wearing?::
What are you wishing for?::
What are you worried about?::
Sad about?::
Happy about?::
Angry about?::
Serious about?::
Laughing about?::
Talking about?::
Typing about?::
=>Friends<=
Who are your friends?::
Your best friends?::
Who do you hang out with most?::
Who do you treat the best?::
Who treats you the best?::
Do you even have friends?::
If so, why are you taking this survey?::
Who's the funny one?::
The smart one?::
The depressed one?::
The punk?::
The goth?::
The prep?::
The jock?::
The outcast?::
The stupid one?::
The one who you think will kill someone one day?::
The annoying one?::
The hyper one?::
The oblivious one?::
The romantic?::
The pervert?::
The content one?::
The liar?::
The cheapskate?::
The ominous one?::
The disrespectful one?::
The abusive one?::
The hot one?::
The ugly one?::
The one that hates you?::
The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?::
The back-up one?::
The fighter?::
The lover?::
The hippie?::
The druggie?::
The alcoholic?::
The one that's recovering?::
The one that's in jail?::
The one that is most likely to be in jail?::
The one that's going to be executed?::
The most likely to be murdered?::
The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?::
The most likely to stay there forever?::
The normal one?::
The conformist?::
The nonconformist?::
The masochistic one?::
The sadistic one?::
The weird one?::
The musical one?::
The artistic one?::
The perfect one?::
The literary genius?::
The fugitive?::
The juvenille delinquint?::
The Jewish one?::
The Christian one?::
The Buddhist one?::
The Muslim one?::
The Hindu one?::
The Catholic one?::
The Wiccan one?::
The atheist?::
The agnostic?::
The cutter?::
The anorexic one?::
The bulimic one?::
The skinny one?::
The thin one?::
The fat one?::
The obese one?::
The Satanic one?::
=>Have you Ever...<=
Gone on a cruise?::
Beaten someone up?::
Been beaten up?::
Bullied someone?::
Been bullied?::
Attempted suicide?::
Attempted murder?::
Nearly died?::
Broken the law?::
Stolen something?::
Had an abortion?::
Known the president?::
Had an affair with the president?::
Met a famous person?::
Masturbated?::
Gotten drunk?::
Gotten high?::
Had masochistic sex?::
Had an affair?::
Been out of the country?::
Out of state?::
Out of your town?::
Written a poem?::
A story?::
A novel?::
A song?::
Gotten published?::
Written a love poem?::
Story?::
Novel?::
Song?::
Said that you hated the world?::
Finished school?::
Flunked a grade?::
Flunked a test?::
Flunked a subject?::
Read a book for enjoyment?::
Bungee jumped?::
Skydived?::
Danced?::
Been to a dance?::
Suba dived?::
Broken a bone?::
Gotten a nose bleed?::
Had an orgasm?::
Suffered from psychosis?::
Wished you could get away with something?::
Thought of killing someone?::
Thought of killing yourself?::
Saved someone's life?::
Saved your own?::
Gone to the beach?::
Gone fishing?::
Gone to an island?::
Died in a dream?::
Had a dream that came true?::
Kissed someone in the rain?::
Gotten pregnant?::
Eaten calamari?::
Lobster?::
Helped anybody during the holidays?::
Helped a stranger?::
Kissed a stranger?::
Hugged a stranger?::
Had sex with a stranger?::
=>Can You...<=
Kiss your elbow?::
Touch your nose with your tongue?::
Stick your fist in your mouth?::
Touch your toes?::
Give away money?::
Marry a family member?::
Hire an assassin?::
Get ahold of drugs?::
Alcohol?::
Stay up all night?::
Stay up for /ten/ nights?::
Finish this survey?::
Swim?::
Draw well?::
Sing well?::
Write well?::
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?::
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?::
Without milk?::
Predict the future?::
=>Would you Ever...<=
Sacrifice everything for a friend?::
A lover?::
Give your life for a friend?::
A lover?::
Give your life to save a stranger's?::
Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?::
Sell yourself?::
Have cyber sex?::
Real sex?::
With who?::
Here's an extra space if you need one::
Lie to a friend?::
Lie to your parents?::
Lie to a lover?::
Steal from your parents?::
Hug them in public?::
Blow up your house?::
Abuse someone?::
Use someone?::
Recommend this survey to a friend?::
=>Would you ever Be...<=
A fireman?::
Policeman?::
Serial killer?::
Doctor?::
Surgeon?::
Prostitute?::
Playboy model?::
Writer?::
Artist?::
Musician?::
Assassin?::
Ninja?::
Soldier?::
President?::
Darth Vader?::
Pilot?::
Mortician?::
Forensic scientist?::
Detective?::
Lawyer?::
Drug-dealer?::
Pirate?::
Box-carrier?::
Store clerk?::
Banker?::
Criminal?::
Target?::
Professional wrestler?::
Tennis player?::
Rapper?::
Country singer?::
Pop star?::
Actor?::
Plastic surgeon?::
=>Why...<=
Is the sky blue?::
Is the world round?::
Is the world unfair?::
Are most people selfish?::
Impolite?::
Disrespectful?::
Conforming?::
Are there religions?::
Theories?::
Opinions?::
Are humans so intelligent?::
Do we need air?::
Do we age?::
Do we die?::
Can't pigs fly?::
Is there cheddar cheese in the world?::
Swiss?::
American?::
Are you taking this?::
=>When was the last Time...<=
You brushed your teeth?::
Took a shower?::
Ate?::
Drank?::
Drank an alcoholic beverage?::
Took a pill?::
Smoked?::
You got your photograph taken?::
You got caught doing something bad?::
Had sex?::
Dyed your hair?::
Hurt someone physically?::
Hurt someone emotionally?::
Did your homework?::
Hung out with your friends?::
Got drunk?::
Got high?::
Said:
Said:
Took a survey?::
Won a contest?::
Went out on a date?::
Had a strong sexual drive?::
=>Word Association<=
Bed.:
Curtains.:
Lights.:
Music.:
Candles.:
Closet.:
Door.:
Window.:
Onomotapoeia.:
Dog.:
Cat.:
Egypt.:
Corey.:
Mirror.:
Case.:
Cage.:
Cave.:
Nutella.:
Bird.:
Bear.:
Death.:
Life.:
White.:
Black.:
Personality.:
Pickle.:
Dilemna.:
Love.:
Liberal.:
Conservative.:
Ball.:
Moderate.:
Inept.:
THE END. Congratulations.
1000 Questions -- The Longest Survey on Bzoink (Good luck!) brought to you by Bzoink
Pie or cake?::
Pie or 3.14159...?::
Chocolate or vanilla?::
Black or white?::
Ceiling or floor?::
Couch or bed?::
Cough or sneeze?::
On or off?::
Closed or open?::
Brush or comb?::
Long or short?::
Big or small?::
Wet or dry?::
Under or over?::
Top or bottom?::
Fly or fall?::
Smile or frown?::
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?::
Hot or cold?::
Warm or cool?::
Rough or smooth?::
Cat or dog?::
Snake or bird?::
Shark or T-Rex?::
Past or present?::
Science fiction or fantasy?::
Dull or sharp?::
Live forever or die young?::
Books or television?::
Jump or skip?::
Fast or slow?::
Run or walk?::
Guy or girl?::
Disney or Warner Brothers?::
Belle or Jasmine?::
Gaston or Cruella Deville?::
Food or friends?::
Colors or black and white?::
Cute or pretty?::
Good or evil?::
Fruits or vegetables?::
Milk or juice?::
Hot chocolate or gingerale?::
Beer or wine?::
Movies or cartoons?::
Pillow or blanket?::
Moon or stars?::
Sky or sea?::
Explode or implode?::
=>Odd Questions<=
What color is the bottom of your tongue?::
Your foot?::
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?::
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?::
Do you chew on your homework?::
Pencils?::
Do you read the dictionary?::
Encyclopedia?::
Atlas?::
Road map?::
Do you memorize random facts?::
Do you stalk anyone?::
Does anyone stalk you?::
Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?::
Do you dust your lawn?::
Do you collect dust?::
Lint?::
Baby teeth?::
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?::
Do you wish prostitution was legal?::
Do you use lotion on your feet?::
Do you have problems with Canadians?::
Mexicans?::
Americans?::
The French?::
The English?::
Have you ever played a kazoo?::
Have you ever shot someone?::
Something?::
How many pairs of underwear do you own?::
Jeans?::
What ring size are you?::
Belt size?::
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?::
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?::
Do you eat a lot?::
Do you get excited over cameras?::
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?::
Poison?::
Knives?::
Cheese?::
Penguins?::
Bald people?::
Scrawny African children?::
Midgets?::
Pirates?::
Corny jokes?::
Are you a virgin?::
Are you a hermaphrodite?::
Do you tie string to your teeth?::
Do you bite yourself?::
Cut yourself?::
Do you get cold sores often?::
Do you have a cold right now?::
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?::
Do you like to touch sharp objects?::
Do you have a twitching problem?::
Are you homicidal?::
What do you do on the computer?::
Anything your parents should know about?::
Are you happy with your life?::
Is everybody else happy with your life?::
Do you like 100% white grape juice?::
Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?::
How big is the universe?::
What's the logic behind your answer?::
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?::
What do you dream about?::
Anything your parents should know about?::
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?::
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?::
Do you have AIM?::
MSN?::
YIM?::
A Neopets account?::
A Vampirefreaks account?::
A Quizilla account?::
A Bzoink account?::
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?::
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?::
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?::
Are you scared of everything that breathes?::
Doesn't breathe?::
Are you scared of anything at all?::
What?::
Which cardinal direction do you like best?::
Do you have a life?::
Do you have a microphone on your computer?::
A webcam?::
A scanner?::
A printer?::
A cordless mouse?::
Does your mouse light up?::
Are you scared of mice?::
What kind of computer do you have?::
Were you ever physically abused?::
Verbally?::
Sexually?::
Do you wish you were a fish?::
A cat?::
A dog?::
Do you have a cell phone?::
What kind is it?::
Do you weasel out of things?::
Do your teachers like you?::
Do your parents like you?::
Do your siblings like you?::
Does karma, if it exists, love you?::
Did you have a tail when you were born?::
Do you enjoy school?::
Do you sleep under or over the covers?::
Do you sleep in a bed?::
Do you catch yourself floating at times?::
Are you a packrat?::
Do you know HTML or CSS?::
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?::
Do you shy away from social situations?::
Are you obsessed with shiny things?::
Are you at least attracted to them?::
Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?::
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?::
Do you label other people?::
Are you proud?::
Do you like scrambled eggs?::
=>How bad can I make you Look?<=
Do you wash your hands frequently?::
Do you wet the bed?::
What age did you stop?::
Do you lie a lot?::
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?::
Brush your hair?::
Do you use deoderant?::
Do you masturbate?::
How often?::
Are you an alcoholic?::
A druggie?::
Do you drink illegally?::
Do you wear underwear?::
Do you change your underwear frequently?::
Are you a coward?::
A loser?::
An idiot?::
Do you chatspeak?::
Are you a bad friend?::
Are you untrustworthy?::
Unreliable?::
Do you pick your nose?::
Are you imperfect?::
Ugly?::
Do you have bad hair?::
A big nose?::
Are you shallow?::
Greedy?::
Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?::
Do you have any /important/ talents?::
Do you burp often?::
Are you impolite?::
Disrespectful?::
Sadistic?::
Are you a pansy?::
Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.)::
Are you a fan of George W. Bush?::
Do you have buck teeth?::
Acne?::
Mental illnesses?::
Are you fake?::
Does your breath smell?::
Do you have a strong body odor?::
Do you have bad teeth?::
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?::
Are you overweight?::
Anorexic?::
Bulimic?::
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?::
A tattoo?::
Are you a wannabe?::
Do you get bad grades?::
What's your IQ level?::
Are you a bad guesser?::
Are you slow?::
Are you bad at reading people?::
Are you too nice for your own good?::
Do you have a lot of friends?::
Do you give in easily?::
Are you stubborn?::
Are you annoying?::
Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?::
Are you a necrophilliac?::
Are you incestual?::
Is your room messy?::
Do you make fun of other people?::
Do you respect your body?::
Are you arrogant?::
Do you have low self-esteem?::
Are you unique?::
Are your hands clammy?::
Are you short?::
Are you freakishly tall?::
Do you like Simple Plan?::
=>Beliefs<=
Do you believe in God?::
Do you believe in magic?::
True love?::
Heaven?::
Hell?::
Satan?::
The Lord and Lady?::
The Goddess?::
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?::
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?::
Are you an atheist?::
Agnostic?::
Do you believe in fairies?::
Dragons?::
Unicorns?::
Gollums?::
Santa?::
The Easter Bunny?::
The Tooth Fairy?::
Pixies?::
Phoenixes?::
Elves?::
Dwarves?::
Mermaids?::
Karma?::
Immortality?::
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?::
Mayan Gods?::
Incan Gods?::
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?::
Do you believe in life on other planets?::
Do you believe in parallel universes?::
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?::
Do you believe in Eternity?::
Do you believe in evolution?::
Do you believe in life after death?::
What happens to us after we die?::
Do you believe in superheroes?::
Super villains?::
Do you believe in Fate?::
That everything has a purpose?::
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?::
Sex?::
Love?::
Success?::
Making yourself happy?::
Making others happy?::
Religion?::
Politics?::
Do you believe in miracles?::
Angels?::
Demons?::
Ghosts?::
Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?::
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?::
Do you believe in selfessness at all?::
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?::
Do you believe that the means justify the ends?::
Do you believe that anything can happen?::
=>The Basics<=
Name::
Age::
Gender::
Happy with it?::
Eye color::
Happy with it?::
If not, what would you change it to?::
Hair color::
Happy with it?::
If not, what would you change it to?::
Hair length::
Hair style::
Have you ever dyed your hair?::
What color?::
Do you dye your hair frequently?::
Has it ever gotten damaged?::
Are you clean-shaven?::
What's your body type?::
Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?::
Thin or full lips?::
Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?::
Have you ever had lice?::
How old were you?::
Nicknames::
Happy with them?::
Aliases::
What made you choose them?::
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?::
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?::
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?::
What heritage does your first name imply?::
Middle name?::
Last name?::
Place of birth::
Date of birth::
Nationality::
Were you named after anyone?::
Who?::
What side of the family does your name come from?::
Did your parents immigrate?::
How about your grandparents?::
Your great grandparents?::
Farther back into your family?::
Where did they emmigrate from?::
Where did they immigrate to?::
Skin color::
What's your facial structure like?::
Height::
Happy with it?::
Weight::
Happy with it?::
How old are your parents?::
What's your father's name?::
Your mother's?::
Do you have any siblings?::
How old are they?::
What are their names?::
Do you get along with your family?::
Do you wish they were different?::
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?::
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?::
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?::
If so, why?::
Who do you get along with most?::
=>Favorites<=
Color::
Month::
Year::
Decade::
Century::
Millenium::
Animal::
Movie::
Book::
River::
Lake::
Ocean::
Country::
City::
State::
Province::
Place to go in your neighborhood::
Person::
Relative::
Pet::
Actor::
Actress::
Celebrity::
Musician::
Singer::
Band::
Movie genre::
Book genre::
Play genre::
Play::
Musical::
Poem::
Writer::
Song::
Sport::
Drink::
Food::
Brand of cereal::
Candy bar::
Disney princess::
Disney prince::
Disney villain::
Disney character::
CD::
Director::
Videogame::
Computer game::
Game::
Board game::
Word game::
Clothing style::
Truth or dare question::
Fairy tale::
Lullaby::
Holiday::
Mythological creature::
Miscellaneous item::
Storybook character::
Movie character::
Play character::
Musical character::
College::
Football team::
Soccer team::
Tennis player::
Hockey team::
Basketball team::
Baseball team::
Swimmer::
Track star::
Vegetable::
Fruit::
Toothpaste brand::
Type of computer::
Medication::
Poison::
Type of sword::
Type of gun::
Planet::
Space feature::
Breed of cat::
Dog::
Spider::
Fish::
Penguin::
Species of crustacean::
Arachnid::
Insect::
Pair of socks::
Scooby-Doo character::
Spongebob Squarepants character::
Quote::
Adage::
President::
Astrological sign::
Chinese zodiac sign::
Number::
Short story::
Word::
Definition::
Time period::
Dictionary brand::
Series of books::
Publishing company::
Illustrator::
Artist::
Childhood story::
Childhood memory::
Facial expression::
Serial killer::
Medieval torture device::
Instrument::
Brand of chocolate::
Candy::
Brand of candy::
Time of day::
Codename Amour and Adori use::
Letter::
Inside joke::
Joke::
Scent::
Onomotapoeia::
Alliteration::
=>The Ideal Mate<=
Hair color::
Hair length::
Hair style::
Eye color::
Skin color::
Any makeup?::
Clothing style::
Shy or outgoing?::
Happy or depressed?::
Funny or serious?::
Abusive or kind?::
Respectful or perverted?::
Completely describe their personality::
This is another space if you need it::
Ideal height::
Ideal weight::
Body type::
Completely describe their appearances::
This is another space if you need it::
Cup size or condom size::
Masochistic or sadistic?::
Conformist or nonconformist?::
Artistic or athletic?::
Intellectual or unintelligent?::
Complex or simple?::
What would their hobbies be?::
Interests?::
Obsessions::
Would they hug you often?::
Kiss you often?::
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?::
Have you already found your ideal mate?::
Or as close as someone can get?::
Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?::
Are you in love?::
What will you do together?::
Your ideal date::
Your ideal wedding::
How many kids?::
What will their names be?::
What do you think they would look like?::
Will you even have kids?::
If not, why?::
Will you even get married?::
If no, why?::
Are you taken or single?::
=>Dislikes<=
Least favorite color::
Animal::
Number::
President::
Actor::
Actress::
Director::
Celebrity::
Artist::
Illustrator::
Poet::
Writer::
Band::
Musician::
Singer::
Food::
Fruit::
Vegetable::
Candy::
Candy bar::
Brand of chocolate::
Skittles flavor::
Month::
Year::
Decade::
Century::
Millenium::
Era::
Time period::
Battle of the Civil War::
War::
Battle of WWII::
Battle of American Revolution::
Genius::
Genus of plant::
Flower::
Tree::
Hair color::
Eye color::
Fairy tale::
Disney princess::
Disney villain::
Disney prince::
Movie character::
Play character::
Book character::
Musical character::
Play::
Musical::
Person::
Brand of cereal::
Brand of battery::
Mental illness::
Medication::
Serial killer::
Poison::
Type of sword::
Type of gun::
Toothpaste brand::
Scent::
Taste::
Sound::
Sexual position::
Article of clothing::
=>What do you think Of...<=
Ugly people?::
Pretty people?::
Bald people?::
Scrawny African children?::
Religion?::
Politics?::
Abortion?::
Church?::
Separation of church and state?::
Blondes?::
Brunettes?::
Redheads?::
Mainstream rock?::
Abercrombie?::
Pop music?::
Classic rock?::
Roleplaying?::
Emo music?::
Ignorance?::
Stupidity?::
Mental retardation?::
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?::
Friends?::
Disrespect?::
Immaturity?::
Republicans?::
Democrats?::
George W. Bush?::
Your mom? (OH, BURN.)::
My mom?::
Me?::
This survey?::
Dry walls?::
Painted walls?::
Drugs?::
Alcohol?::
Prostitution?::
Premarital sex?::
Teenage sex?::
People?::
Your classmates?::
Your co-workers?::
Your school?::
Your family?::
My family?::
Your mental health?::
My mental health?::
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?::
Your life?::
My life?::
The color green?::
Pickles?::
Food?::
Electricity?::
Niagra falls?::
Cataracts?::
Bridges?::
Braces?::
Dictionairies?::
Television?::
Fairy tales?::
Hollywood?::
MTV?::
=>Currently...<=
What are you feeling?::
Smelling?::
Seeing?::
Hearing?::
Doing?::
Who are you talking to online?::
On the phone?::
What room of the house are you in?::
Are you cold?::
Bored?::
Warm?::
Hot?::
Do you look nice?::
What are you wearing?::
Are you eating anything?::
Drinking anything?::
What's your heart rate?::
BMI?::
What brand of shoes are you wearing?::
What are you wishing for?::
What are you worried about?::
Sad about?::
Happy about?::
Angry about?::
Serious about?::
Laughing about?::
Talking about?::
Typing about?::
=>Friends<=
Who are your friends?::
Your best friends?::
Who do you hang out with most?::
Who do you treat the best?::
Who treats you the best?::
Do you even have friends?::
If so, why are you taking this survey?::
Who's the funny one?::
The smart one?::
The depressed one?::
The punk?::
The goth?::
The prep?::
The jock?::
The outcast?::
The stupid one?::
The one who you think will kill someone one day?::
The annoying one?::
The hyper one?::
The oblivious one?::
The romantic?::
The pervert?::
The content one?::
The liar?::
The cheapskate?::
The ominous one?::
The disrespectful one?::
The abusive one?::
The hot one?::
The ugly one?::
The one that hates you?::
The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?::
The back-up one?::
The fighter?::
The lover?::
The hippie?::
The druggie?::
The alcoholic?::
The one that's recovering?::
The one that's in jail?::
The one that is most likely to be in jail?::
The one that's going to be executed?::
The most likely to be murdered?::
The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?::
The most likely to stay there forever?::
The normal one?::
The conformist?::
The nonconformist?::
The masochistic one?::
The sadistic one?::
The weird one?::
The musical one?::
The artistic one?::
The perfect one?::
The literary genius?::
The fugitive?::
The juvenille delinquint?::
The Jewish one?::
The Christian one?::
The Buddhist one?::
The Muslim one?::
The Hindu one?::
The Catholic one?::
The Wiccan one?::
The atheist?::
The agnostic?::
The cutter?::
The anorexic one?::
The bulimic one?::
The skinny one?::
The thin one?::
The fat one?::
The obese one?::
The Satanic one?::
=>Have you Ever...<=
Gone on a cruise?::
Beaten someone up?::
Been beaten up?::
Bullied someone?::
Been bullied?::
Attempted suicide?::
Attempted murder?::
Nearly died?::
Broken the law?::
Stolen something?::
Had an abortion?::
Known the president?::
Had an affair with the president?::
Met a famous person?::
Masturbated?::
Gotten drunk?::
Gotten high?::
Had masochistic sex?::
Had an affair?::
Been out of the country?::
Out of state?::
Out of your town?::
Written a poem?::
A story?::
A novel?::
A song?::
Gotten published?::
Written a love poem?::
Story?::
Novel?::
Song?::
Said that you hated the world?::
Finished school?::
Flunked a grade?::
Flunked a test?::
Flunked a subject?::
Read a book for enjoyment?::
Bungee jumped?::
Skydived?::
Danced?::
Been to a dance?::
Suba dived?::
Broken a bone?::
Gotten a nose bleed?::
Had an orgasm?::
Suffered from psychosis?::
Wished you could get away with something?::
Thought of killing someone?::
Thought of killing yourself?::
Saved someone's life?::
Saved your own?::
Gone to the beach?::
Gone fishing?::
Gone to an island?::
Died in a dream?::
Had a dream that came true?::
Kissed someone in the rain?::
Gotten pregnant?::
Eaten calamari?::
Lobster?::
Helped anybody during the holidays?::
Helped a stranger?::
Kissed a stranger?::
Hugged a stranger?::
Had sex with a stranger?::
=>Can You...<=
Kiss your elbow?::
Touch your nose with your tongue?::
Stick your fist in your mouth?::
Touch your toes?::
Give away money?::
Marry a family member?::
Hire an assassin?::
Get ahold of drugs?::
Alcohol?::
Stay up all night?::
Stay up for /ten/ nights?::
Finish this survey?::
Swim?::
Draw well?::
Sing well?::
Write well?::
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?::
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?::
Without milk?::
Predict the future?::
=>Would you Ever...<=
Sacrifice everything for a friend?::
A lover?::
Give your life for a friend?::
A lover?::
Give your life to save a stranger's?::
Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?::
Sell yourself?::
Have cyber sex?::
Real sex?::
With who?::
Here's an extra space if you need one::
Lie to a friend?::
Lie to your parents?::
Lie to a lover?::
Steal from your parents?::
Hug them in public?::
Blow up your house?::
Abuse someone?::
Use someone?::
Recommend this survey to a friend?::
=>Would you ever Be...<=
A fireman?::
Policeman?::
Serial killer?::
Doctor?::
Surgeon?::
Prostitute?::
Playboy model?::
Writer?::
Artist?::
Musician?::
Assassin?::
Ninja?::
Soldier?::
President?::
Darth Vader?::
Pilot?::
Mortician?::
Forensic scientist?::
Detective?::
Lawyer?::
Drug-dealer?::
Pirate?::
Box-carrier?::
Store clerk?::
Banker?::
Criminal?::
Target?::
Professional wrestler?::
Tennis player?::
Rapper?::
Country singer?::
Pop star?::
Actor?::
Plastic surgeon?::
=>Why...<=
Is the sky blue?::
Is the world round?::
Is the world unfair?::
Are most people selfish?::
Impolite?::
Disrespectful?::
Conforming?::
Are there religions?::
Theories?::
Opinions?::
Are humans so intelligent?::
Do we need air?::
Do we age?::
Do we die?::
Can't pigs fly?::
Is there cheddar cheese in the world?::
Swiss?::
American?::
Are you taking this?::
=>When was the last Time...<=
You brushed your teeth?::
Took a shower?::
Ate?::
Drank?::
Drank an alcoholic beverage?::
Took a pill?::
Smoked?::
You got your photograph taken?::
You got caught doing something bad?::
Had sex?::
Dyed your hair?::
Hurt someone physically?::
Hurt someone emotionally?::
Did your homework?::
Hung out with your friends?::
Got drunk?::
Got high?::
Said:
Said:
Took a survey?::
Won a contest?::
Went out on a date?::
Had a strong sexual drive?::
=>Word Association<=
Bed.:
Curtains.:
Lights.:
Music.:
Candles.:
Closet.:
Door.:
Window.:
Onomotapoeia.:
Dog.:
Cat.:
Egypt.:
Corey.:
Mirror.:
Case.:
Cage.:
Cave.:
Nutella.:
Bird.:
Bear.:
Death.:
Life.:
White.:
Black.:
Personality.:
Pickle.:
Dilemna.:
Love.:
Liberal.:
Conservative.:
Ball.:
Moderate.:
Inept.:
THE END. Congratulations.
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