Mmmm... boredom
We at second hand stolen web surveys would like you to read
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\MSSQLServer\Client\ConnectTo
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch?
Clipboard full of disorganized paperwork
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
70's show probably
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
Not late enough just yet, but I'm figuring about three
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
14:37:15
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Computers humming, monitors humming, air conditioner humming, annoying people talking about things related to arm chair politics (specifically, thinking their vote matters enough to argue over it).
7: When did you last step outside?
About an hour ago to unload a couple things from the truck
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
An article on how stuff works
9: What are you wearing?
Business casual, head to toe black. It scares the computers when you do this, and keeps them in line. I have proof.
10: Did you dream last night?
Not to my recollection, I did have an interesting case of canned chili heartburn though.
11: When did you last laugh?
Umm.. yesterday when I was playin' a game I believe
12: What is on the door/walls of the room you are in?
Clipboards, clocks, racks full of computer bits, fire escape plan, and a hub.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Two guys on a fully extended cherry picker who decied they were going to continue painting a building despite the storm rolling in. I think that should be filed under "not smart" instead of weird, but that's just me.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
Same shit, different words
15: What is the last film you saw?
In the theatre: The Villiage. At home: Signs.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A patent on breathing, it's the best investment plan ever.
Of things that can actually work and are more fun: A massive house in the middle of a well fortified valley from which I will carry out my conquest of the world between games of whatever I'm playing over the T3 I'll have running to said house.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Er... who is "me"? The answer would change quite a bit depending on who "me" is.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would pronounce "my way" as the law of the land, and proceed to do as I like with whatever else needs to be changed. Fuck the stigma on wishing for more wishes. I intend to start with installing torture chambers in theatres to which people will be sent for such infractions as talking in a normal speaking voice while trying to convince people around them that they have the entire movie figured out. Also, those of you who constantly check your brightly lit cell phones will have a special place in the chamber. You will have concentrated flood lights centered on you for all eternity, and your eyes will be taped open.
19: Do you like to dance?
No, it tends to not work out very well. Then again... we probably need to define what dancing is. I do not consider the standard night club fare of "something to pass the time until we're drunk enough to fuck" a dance (that bump & grind shit).
20: George Bush:
A bullet sponge for cheny & co.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
C. Hanger
22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
C. Hanger
23: Would you ever consider living abroad?
I have often wanted to move to the international space station. Something about no gravity just does it for me. Alaska is also nice.
24. What time is it now?
14:54:17
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\MSSQLServer\Client\ConnectTo
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch?
Clipboard full of disorganized paperwork
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
70's show probably
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
Not late enough just yet, but I'm figuring about three
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
14:37:15
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Computers humming, monitors humming, air conditioner humming, annoying people talking about things related to arm chair politics (specifically, thinking their vote matters enough to argue over it).
7: When did you last step outside?
About an hour ago to unload a couple things from the truck
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
An article on how stuff works
9: What are you wearing?
Business casual, head to toe black. It scares the computers when you do this, and keeps them in line. I have proof.
10: Did you dream last night?
Not to my recollection, I did have an interesting case of canned chili heartburn though.
11: When did you last laugh?
Umm.. yesterday when I was playin' a game I believe
12: What is on the door/walls of the room you are in?
Clipboards, clocks, racks full of computer bits, fire escape plan, and a hub.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Two guys on a fully extended cherry picker who decied they were going to continue painting a building despite the storm rolling in. I think that should be filed under "not smart" instead of weird, but that's just me.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
Same shit, different words
15: What is the last film you saw?
In the theatre: The Villiage. At home: Signs.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A patent on breathing, it's the best investment plan ever.
Of things that can actually work and are more fun: A massive house in the middle of a well fortified valley from which I will carry out my conquest of the world between games of whatever I'm playing over the T3 I'll have running to said house.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Er... who is "me"? The answer would change quite a bit depending on who "me" is.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would pronounce "my way" as the law of the land, and proceed to do as I like with whatever else needs to be changed. Fuck the stigma on wishing for more wishes. I intend to start with installing torture chambers in theatres to which people will be sent for such infractions as talking in a normal speaking voice while trying to convince people around them that they have the entire movie figured out. Also, those of you who constantly check your brightly lit cell phones will have a special place in the chamber. You will have concentrated flood lights centered on you for all eternity, and your eyes will be taped open.
19: Do you like to dance?
No, it tends to not work out very well. Then again... we probably need to define what dancing is. I do not consider the standard night club fare of "something to pass the time until we're drunk enough to fuck" a dance (that bump & grind shit).
20: George Bush:
A bullet sponge for cheny & co.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
C. Hanger
22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
C. Hanger
23: Would you ever consider living abroad?
I have often wanted to move to the international space station. Something about no gravity just does it for me. Alaska is also nice.
24. What time is it now?
14:54:17