From boredom's heart, I stab at thee!
So far the high point of my day has been taking apart a processor... my supervisor's kid COMPLETELY roached the thing. The die is so scorched I'm amazed the mobo didn't melt. Now.. given that taking apart a CPU isn't exactly the most exciting thing there ever was, I present
What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
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Errrm... Crash Test Dummies - God Shuffled His Feet. That's all I can really come up with.
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
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Sandwiches. Sandwiches are not only the best thing since pants with pockets, they're also the best thing since sliced bread. Sliced bread is important for sandwiches.
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
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Most movies that would cause reactions like leaking heads usually put me to sleep fifteen minutes in.
If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
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Titanium bone lacing, fuck your plastic. I WANT MY SUPER SKELETON!
Do you have a completely irrational fear?
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Spiders
What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment?
-
We and I do not volunteer such information. It gives 'them' an edge.
Do you know anyone famous?
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As of this moment no, give it about ten years though.
Describe your bed.
-
Used and abused.
Spontaneous or plan?
-
Given the energy and motivation to do something, spontaneous.
Do you know how to play poker?
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I know the card combinations, I wouldn't go anywhere near saying I can play proficiently
What do you carry with you at all times?
-
Errm... my cock.
What do you miss most about being little?
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Fitting into pillow cases and being able to play in ball pits.
Are you happy with your given name?
-
It's very user friendly I must say.
How much money would it take to get you to give up internet for 1 year?
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HAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAA! How much money would it take for you to go off life support if you were on it?
What color is your bedroom?
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The walls are white, I haven't seen the carpet in... forever.
What was the last song you were listening to?
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Joe Satriani - Up in the Sky
Have you ever been in a play?
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Nope!
Have you ever been in love?
-
I do dearly hope so.
Do you talk a lot?
-
Under normal conditions not really. If I have something to say I will, or if I'm under some sort of pleasant chemical influence.
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
-
Overall yes, usually get a bit caught up in wondering if it's enough to take on the job market... but that's about it.
Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
-
As with most interactions, it depends on the person.
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
-
For my part, yes.
What's one thing you wish you could do but can't?
-
Sheeeeeeit, just one? Play the guitar *well* would have to be the starting point. Right now I kinda plink my way through things.
What is your ideal marriage location?
-
Somewhere far away from here. A space station would be good.
Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
-
Guitar, violin, tin whistle.
Something you love and hate?
-
Money.
What kind of bedding do you use?
-
Cloth covered mattresses... smart guy. Wouldn't mind a suspended bed full of furs though, that would be nifty.
Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
-
It's come up a few thousand times, mainly for shock factor.
What's the one language you want to learn?
-
Latin followed closely by russian with japanese a semi-distant third.
What do you order at a bar?
-
If it's a bar worth a damn, the best scotch they have. Most are not worth a damn.
Have you ever pierced your body parts?
-
Yis.
Do you have tattoos?
-
Somewhere in the region of 15, they're addictive!
Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted?
-
People *confront* each other over plastic surgery? Man I gotta see one of these conversations.
Do you drive stick?
-
Sounds kinda... kinky. I would if my first car had lasted more than a week, I was in the process of learning when it decided to short something out under the dash, and never start again. After that I got an automatic, damn automatic. Manuals are so much cheaper.
What's one trait you hate in a person?
-
Self victimizing for attention. You wanna prance around the room and get in everyone's way for attention... I'll still want to push your face through a wall, but I'll be nice about it. It's that whole "oh woe is me... NOW PAY ATTENTION!" that is going to really... yeah.
What kind of watch(es) do you wear?
-
We and I do not wear such devices, they're uncomfortable.
Do you consider yourself materialistic?
-
Just a beer for me thanks.
What do you cook the best?
-
Edible food in large quantities. No specific high profile dish... just lots of food at once.
Favorite writing instrument?
-
Keyboard, my handwriting beyond sucks.
Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
-
If I'm in the right crowd, stand out. In 90% of the crowds normally found... run the fuck away as fast as I can.
Do you have anything monogrammed?
-
Err.. I forget what that is, and I don't feel like looking it up.
Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
-
How much am I being paid?
What's one car you will never buy?
-
Another chevrolet beretta. WE AND I WILL KILL THEM ALL UNTIL THEY ARE DEAD!
What kind of books do you like to read?
-
Fantasy/sci-fi
If you won the lottery, what would you do?
-
Get an armored house in an easily defended valley, proceed to take over the world.
Burial or cremation?
-
Shot into the sun.
How many online journals do you read regularly?
-
Errr... five I think.
What's one thing you're a sore loser at?
-
Anything where my opponent is an arrogant asshole that thinks life revolves around whatever we're playing.
If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
-
If I really and truly don't like them, and telling them directly isn't going to upset the people around me to an unacceptable degree, I do so.
Do you cry in front of friends?
-
Barring a few panic attacks, no.
What's one thing you like to do alone?
-
Jack off. Oh and singing, but not at the same time as the jacking off.
Are you a giver or a taker?
-
Er.. never thought about that one, how odd.
What have you stolen before?
-
A whistle when I was six.
How many drinks before you're tipsy?
-
About half of a fifth.
Do you ever have to beg?
-
Not if I don't want to.
Have you ever done any illegal drugs?
-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA! ... HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ... Yes.
Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
-
Nope, they usually have a problem with it though.
What's the most painful experience you've ever had?
-
Y'know.. I'm not sure. Probably having an old metal window slammed on all my fingers, and then trying to yank them out from under the edge. Yeeeeeah, that took off more skin than I had to spare. I slid about 60 feet down an asphalt hill once after I wiped out on my bike, most of the front of me was in direct contact with the road... that was pretty uncomfortable too.
Favorite communication method?
-
Usually.. undeniable logic. It cuts down on arguments, but I usually suck at formulating my statements in a timely fashion. Other than that I am a large fan of 'actions speak louder' and 'let's fuck and get it over with'.
What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
-
Errrm... Crash Test Dummies - God Shuffled His Feet. That's all I can really come up with.
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
-
Sandwiches. Sandwiches are not only the best thing since pants with pockets, they're also the best thing since sliced bread. Sliced bread is important for sandwiches.
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
-
Most movies that would cause reactions like leaking heads usually put me to sleep fifteen minutes in.
If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
-
Titanium bone lacing, fuck your plastic. I WANT MY SUPER SKELETON!
Do you have a completely irrational fear?
-
Spiders
What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment?
-
We and I do not volunteer such information. It gives 'them' an edge.
Do you know anyone famous?
-
As of this moment no, give it about ten years though.
Describe your bed.
-
Used and abused.
Spontaneous or plan?
-
Given the energy and motivation to do something, spontaneous.
Do you know how to play poker?
-
I know the card combinations, I wouldn't go anywhere near saying I can play proficiently
What do you carry with you at all times?
-
Errm... my cock.
What do you miss most about being little?
-
Fitting into pillow cases and being able to play in ball pits.
Are you happy with your given name?
-
It's very user friendly I must say.
How much money would it take to get you to give up internet for 1 year?
-
HAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAA! How much money would it take for you to go off life support if you were on it?
What color is your bedroom?
-
The walls are white, I haven't seen the carpet in... forever.
What was the last song you were listening to?
-
Joe Satriani - Up in the Sky
Have you ever been in a play?
-
Nope!
Have you ever been in love?
-
I do dearly hope so.
Do you talk a lot?
-
Under normal conditions not really. If I have something to say I will, or if I'm under some sort of pleasant chemical influence.
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
-
Overall yes, usually get a bit caught up in wondering if it's enough to take on the job market... but that's about it.
Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
-
As with most interactions, it depends on the person.
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
-
For my part, yes.
What's one thing you wish you could do but can't?
-
Sheeeeeeit, just one? Play the guitar *well* would have to be the starting point. Right now I kinda plink my way through things.
What is your ideal marriage location?
-
Somewhere far away from here. A space station would be good.
Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
-
Guitar, violin, tin whistle.
Something you love and hate?
-
Money.
What kind of bedding do you use?
-
Cloth covered mattresses... smart guy. Wouldn't mind a suspended bed full of furs though, that would be nifty.
Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
-
It's come up a few thousand times, mainly for shock factor.
What's the one language you want to learn?
-
Latin followed closely by russian with japanese a semi-distant third.
What do you order at a bar?
-
If it's a bar worth a damn, the best scotch they have. Most are not worth a damn.
Have you ever pierced your body parts?
-
Yis.
Do you have tattoos?
-
Somewhere in the region of 15, they're addictive!
Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted?
-
People *confront* each other over plastic surgery? Man I gotta see one of these conversations.
Do you drive stick?
-
Sounds kinda... kinky. I would if my first car had lasted more than a week, I was in the process of learning when it decided to short something out under the dash, and never start again. After that I got an automatic, damn automatic. Manuals are so much cheaper.
What's one trait you hate in a person?
-
Self victimizing for attention. You wanna prance around the room and get in everyone's way for attention... I'll still want to push your face through a wall, but I'll be nice about it. It's that whole "oh woe is me... NOW PAY ATTENTION!" that is going to really... yeah.
What kind of watch(es) do you wear?
-
We and I do not wear such devices, they're uncomfortable.
Do you consider yourself materialistic?
-
Just a beer for me thanks.
What do you cook the best?
-
Edible food in large quantities. No specific high profile dish... just lots of food at once.
Favorite writing instrument?
-
Keyboard, my handwriting beyond sucks.
Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
-
If I'm in the right crowd, stand out. In 90% of the crowds normally found... run the fuck away as fast as I can.
Do you have anything monogrammed?
-
Err.. I forget what that is, and I don't feel like looking it up.
Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
-
How much am I being paid?
What's one car you will never buy?
-
Another chevrolet beretta. WE AND I WILL KILL THEM ALL UNTIL THEY ARE DEAD!
What kind of books do you like to read?
-
Fantasy/sci-fi
If you won the lottery, what would you do?
-
Get an armored house in an easily defended valley, proceed to take over the world.
Burial or cremation?
-
Shot into the sun.
How many online journals do you read regularly?
-
Errr... five I think.
What's one thing you're a sore loser at?
-
Anything where my opponent is an arrogant asshole that thinks life revolves around whatever we're playing.
If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
-
If I really and truly don't like them, and telling them directly isn't going to upset the people around me to an unacceptable degree, I do so.
Do you cry in front of friends?
-
Barring a few panic attacks, no.
What's one thing you like to do alone?
-
Jack off. Oh and singing, but not at the same time as the jacking off.
Are you a giver or a taker?
-
Er.. never thought about that one, how odd.
What have you stolen before?
-
A whistle when I was six.
How many drinks before you're tipsy?
-
About half of a fifth.
Do you ever have to beg?
-
Not if I don't want to.
Have you ever done any illegal drugs?
-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA! ... HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ... Yes.
Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
-
Nope, they usually have a problem with it though.
What's the most painful experience you've ever had?
-
Y'know.. I'm not sure. Probably having an old metal window slammed on all my fingers, and then trying to yank them out from under the edge. Yeeeeeah, that took off more skin than I had to spare. I slid about 60 feet down an asphalt hill once after I wiped out on my bike, most of the front of me was in direct contact with the road... that was pretty uncomfortable too.
Favorite communication method?
-
Usually.. undeniable logic. It cuts down on arguments, but I usually suck at formulating my statements in a timely fashion. Other than that I am a large fan of 'actions speak louder' and 'let's fuck and get it over with'.