I am the post-concert generic refill.
# What is the geekiest part of your music collection? Cheap Trick's "If You Want My Love" or possibly Van Morrisson's "Moondance". Maybe even Napoleon XIV's "Split Level Head" but that's more insane than geeky. I really ought to post the lyrics to that sometime.
# What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? Outrageous shit. A squirt of Hershey's syrup or caramel sauce or a few fingerfuls of whipped cream. A spoonful or so of ice cream. Leftovers. I've been caught drinking directly from the milk carton.
# What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? There are no guarantees.
# If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? Lipo from navel to knees. The rest I'll have to deal with.
# Do you have a completely irrational fear? No. I can rationalize all of them.
# What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? Thumbchewing. Hair rearrangement.
# Do you like to be on the top of bottom? I roll around a lot.
# Do you have too many love interests? No.
# Do you know anyone famous? My uncle is the weatherman on one of the Youngstown news channels. Other than that (and that's pushing it), no.
# Describe your bed: Black teeshirt fitted sheet. Grey marbled comforter. Another comforter on top of that, one side black and one side red. Silver curvy metal headboard with scarves and apparatus at all four corners. Pillows of varying size, filling and color from red velvet featherdown to very flat ancient not even a droolcover battered thing. It's up on space expander boosters and the underneath is full of storage boxes and cat hiding places.
# Spit swallow or gargle? "Just get it down or consider it a loss. CUM IS NOT A TOY."
# Who would play you in a movie? A drag queen that looked like Angelina Jolie.
# Do you know how to play poker? No. I skip it and go straight to the stripping.
# What do you carry with you at all times? CDs. I'm lost without music.
# When did you loose your virginity and did you regret it? 18. And not for a second.
# Are you happy with your given name? If I wasn't, I have plenty of backup.
# How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year? All of it.
# If you could only fulfill one of your fantasies, which would it be? I finally find that magical box that holds everything I'm looking for. I announce what I want and open the box and there it is.
# What was the last song you were listening to? Currently playing: Wumpscut - Torn Skin, with the Rock Am Ring MM 2003 video in the background.
# Where is the most public place you have ever had sex? Back of a hearse parked in front of a Christian bookstore in a strip mall.
# Have you ever been in love? Yes.
# Do you talk a lot? When I have something to say. Not usually when I'm around new people.
# What is your favorite sexual position? It's so hard to have a favorite. I like being behind, whether with the other person on their hands and knees, knees and chest, or with me sitting or laying down and them on top of me. I think that means "doggystyle" with several variations.
# Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? To those I know, yes. If I don't know you, no, probably not.
# Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends? Probably my friends.
# What is your ideal marriage location? Vegas, baby.
# How many sex toys do you have and which is your favorite? The inflatable vibrating butt plug. \m/ Whether it's to be used on me or someone else, I won't say.
# Favorite fabric? Satin. I don't think leather counts as a fabric.
# Something you love and hate? Money
# Have you ever been tied up in your bed? Yes. And I liked it.
# Do you tell your friends about your sex life? You can answer that, can't you? It's like trading war stories, only with bigger deaths.
# What's the one language you want to learn? German.
# How do you eat an apple? Usually bite by bite, though if I have dipping options I'll cut it in slices and eat it with caramel or cinnamon sugar.
# What do you order at a bar? Rum and coke. White Russian. I know there are probably 10000 drinks i'd love, but I can never remember their names when I go to order, and "rum and coke" is usually so much cheaper than something that requires four or five liquors. It's depressing how much life you miss out on because you don't have money.
# Have you ever pierced your body parts? I had my ears done years ago. Stopped wearing anything in them years ago, but the holes still won't go away.
# Do you have tattoos? Not yet. Ask again in two months.
# What is your drug of choice? Cocaine. Weed is filler. Meth in a pinch. Mushrooms if I'm feeling so inclined. X if I can find/afford it. Such a buffet I've left to try.
# What's one trait you hate in a person? Ordinarily, I'd say being two-faced... how about "unreliability"?
# Ever had same-sex sex? Frequently.
# What was you most frivolous purchase? a $120 longsleeved Satanic Army t-shirt, autographed by MM, Twiggy, Ginger, Pogo, and Daisy. I've worn it frequently, washed it never, and yet all the signatures but Manson's have worn off, though his is just a bruiseblue smudge that even I can't make out anymore.
# Do you consider yourself materialistic? I don't think strictly in terms of what I have or what I want to get next, but I do it often.
# What do you cook the best? Tuna salad.
# Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? Depends the situation. Sunglasses on or off? Sometimes you want to be as visible as thought and other times I want to burn myself into every retina I hit.
# What kind of books do you like to read? It's a toss-up between horror, true crime, erotica and fantasy. All the things that aren't appropriate.
# If you won the lottery, what would you do? Save half, spend the other half. Short answer version.
# Burial or cremation? Taxidermy
# Do you have a fetish? Something strange that turns you on? The slope of spine down a sweat-slicked, rolling, arching back. The eyeroll. Quivering bottom lip. Tight skin above points of hipbone. Presence.
# What's one thing you're a loser at? Hug of War
# How many drinks before you're tipsy? Depends on the drink. I'm a cheap date.
# Do you think you're cute? Of course. I also think I'm self-centered and egotistical. It's okay. You can agree with me.
Snatched from goodniteophelia
state: police
weakness: boy
fall: leaf
hinder: velvet rope
submission: shackles
forever: clouds
domination: sneer
paranormal: sheets
selfishness: teeth
murder: Reverend
porn: blondes
memory: tiny 2x2 cards
honesty: bad song
scars: autograph
failure: ticket
accident: broken glass
birth: mess
religion: cross
age: number
temporary: worker
genetics: good
immortality: vampire
fruit: sticky
pain: razorblade
society: hate
chaos: anarchy
quality: blue ribbon
humor: grin
envy: green
destiny: life
violence: silent
nudity: skin
money: stuff
shelter: lair
fast: car
ghosts: deadboys
intelligence: brain
extreme: dating
fate: destiny
anxiety: Xanax
rest: sleep
identity: twin
drugs: good
poor: me
work: none
sacrifice: blood
heredity: hair
weather: clouds
present: bows
crushed: velvet
cold: blue
mirror: eye
ambivalence: oyster
race: lanes
wealth: money
broken: porcelain
excess: fat
theory: Einstein
forget: blank
sex: noise
success: power
nature: trees
patience: guns n roses
food: hamburger
past: gone
family: mom
future: paper
walls: square
travel: airplane
law: gavel
selflessness: saint
father: moustache
freedom: eagle
failure: Charlie Brown
men: cologne
discipline: belt
power: suit
women: lipstick
gender: fuck
pleasure: purr
mother: milk
creativity: paint
health: white
theft: mask
love: wait
hate: fist
drama: mask
innocence: children
children: screaming
disease: rat
history: book
water: drown
labor: hard hat
misfortune: horse
sadness: tears
trauma: red
Wander a little further east. Tease.