storytime!

[maochi]

I'm sure everyone remembers tech class.  The big room where you tried to rush through boring programs on Microsoft NT computers so that you could play Top 100 or weasel your way onto the flight simulator.  I had the pleasure of partnering up with a delightful girl the first year who insisted on stealing the keyboard and mistyping my name everyday

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[alibaba11]

For me, it was three long years of anxious waiting for the hot dog station. And of course, the day my dreams were finally fulfilled, it was cloudy and the damn hot dog wouldn't cook. I licked ketchup off my finger to console myself. And if you really wanted me to, I could try to pee standing up. The girl squat that is adopted to prevent disease when using a public restroom is practically a stand. So there.