1st Experiment

[maocontent]

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

I'm sure you all missed me, but I have something important to discuss!

It has come to my attention that this place went through a mad science event.

Without me!

THIS IS OUTRAGE! I want research papers! Left over specimens! I demand videos! I even bet some do-gooder types have been level grinding with this, too! I'll

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[darkmastern]

H-holy crap! Mao!? You're back!!

Heh, it's a good thing I prepared for situations like this!

Oh, and even though you're technically returning, I still have to politely welcome you to the Netherworld!

[maocontent]

Quaint.

So what did I miss?

[darkmastern]

Oh, not too much! People come and go, and of course Asuka, Kyoko and I put fourth my best effort to help them out! I've just been converting some of the honor students into delinquents while you were gone...

What about you? I can tell you haven't bathed a bit since the last time I... smelled you...

[maocontent]

Are you not pleased? I used cologne! Baths are soooo last century!

And spreading about your delinquency... that won't do! Netherworld needs more honor students!

[asshatoverlord]

*Lightning Strikes and Alex appears*

You! Four eyes! You said you're back, How the HELL did you get out in the first place!?

Baal got some sort of secret exit for the brainy people or something?

[maocontent]

I shut myself in inactivity for a straight month! Only my mind, which conveyed a straight marathon of delicious anime about SCIENCE and EXPERIMENTS set on loop SEVENTY-THREE TIMES IN A ROW could keep me still enough!

But then I realized how much I was missing, so Baal dragged me back. I'm kicking his ass for that one.

[asshatoverlord]

... What!? That sounds like one hell of a waste of time! You could have been building me a mind control device or something!!

[maocontent]

I could have, but at the time I thought escape was imperative.

Luckily (or unfortunately), Baal saw that as a bad idea. Still kicking his ass for it though.

[heroicfanboy]

No way... Mao?

[maocontent]

Why hello there, Almaz! You haven't been poisoned by Beryl's do-gooder lunacy, have you?

[heroicfanboy]

I... like to think I was a do-gooder before coming here; being a hero and all...

N,nevermind that, what are you doing here? I thought you got sent home!

[maocontent]

I did. I came back.

Sapphire sez hi

[konoka_chan]

Whoa, I feel a strong Hakase-han vibe from you!

[maocontent]

You're way too excited. Who are you, and who's this Hakase?

[konoka_chan]

Konoka Konoe! I've been stolen here, too. I'm with my girlfriend here!

And Hakase is a mad scientist where I come from, and one of my classmates. Your mad ranting sounds just like her?

[maocontent]

Huh, this Hakase sounds like an aspiring honor stu--

Wait WAITAGODDAMNSECOND. Did you say girlfriend?!

[red_san]

Level grinding? What the hell, do you think this is some kind of video game?

'cause while that would make this place a lot cooler and maybe explain some crazy crap I've seen around here, I'm not that crazy.

[maocontent]

You don't have to be!

You aren't part of that Sentai class warrior running around the school, are you? You look like one! You aren't Genre Blind enough, though

[red_san]

What are you talking ab-- You know what, forget I asked. I don't care.

[maocontent]

Mwahaha, you certainly defy the stereotypical sentai warrior. Genre Savviness does that to some people.

For me, it makes my intellect all the more threatening~