Dont **** with me, apparently, from an early age! :-)

[maode70]

Got told a story by my mum today who had run into an old dinner lady / playground assistant from my primary school

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[reverendchris]

So this story was this story was told to your Mum as this poor dinner lady lay on her death bed rasping through her gummy lips. Nice.

[dr_midnite]

Why does this not entirely surprise me.

I've been feeling a bit achey recently, joints all scratchy and stuff...you havent put an aging spell on me have you?

[maode70]

not yet, but you could always try cod liver oil?

[dr_midnite]

'not yet'? I dont like the sound of this....could you warn me before putting any spells on me so I can put my affairs in order before dieing?

[maode70]

Maybe. You may have 'your authoriteh' but I have my secret powers. So who is in control...?

*suspicious*

[nicnac]

Do you perchance own a talking mirror and keep a rosy red apple to hand at all times?