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[maoubitchslap]

(I feel so weird using a computer to get a livejournal. This is more Shori's kind of thing.

...Actually, should I be wondering how the hell Shin Makoku got connected to the internet?)Uh. Hi, everyone

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[moistchamois]

Whoa.

Is is true that the Gangling Stepladder lives in the sewers, eating nothing but cheeze-its and hot sauce?

[maoubitchslap]

I...didn't see any Gangling Stepladder?

[moistchamois]

I knew Homestar was lying! I don't know why I believed him.

[maoubitchslap]

Does he have any good reason to lie to you?

[iwantryuichi]

You're rather endearing, aren't you? Is that why you're "king"?

[maoubitchslap]

...Why I'm Maou is a long story.

[iwantryuichi]

Hmm. I have time.

[maoubitchslap]

In a nutshell, I have the soul of a dead woman and the fates decided the worlds needed somebody like her to actively seek for peace so the Mazoku and humans wouldn't wage war anymore. It's a pain sometimes, but I'm happy knowing that I'm making a difference.

[gimmegum]

Tragic swirly accident?

Baseball's cool. I very much prefer tennis though.

[maoubitchslap]

Basically.

Yeah, I grew up with baseball and I never really saw the fun in tennis. I've played a few times, but it's not really my sort of thing.

[knittinggasuki]

Does Gunter know you are not studying, Heika?

[maoubitchslap]

But I am studying! There is a surprising amount of information about Shin Makoku's history on the internet!

[knittinggasuki]

Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Especially if it is titled "fanfiction"

[maoubitchslap]

Yeah, I discovered that for myself after I found that story about you and Günter.

[gunter_ohheika]

HEIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEIKA I WAS SO WORRIED, AND I'M SO HAPPY YOU'VE RETURNED TO ME US!!!!!!!

You have studying and paperwork to be done.

[maoubitchslap]

It's nice to see you, too, Günter. Sorry I made you worry -- I've been preoccupied in Japan with my team's upcoming game.

-.-; Yeah, all right. What's the topic today?