Rosewater Legacy -- Gen 1.0
And it begins...
Our founder finds it nearly impossible to meet people who don't play chess with her while sneering at her.
Hippie Dude: Like, woah, two hot chicks talkin' 'bout -kinks-, man!Laura: ...behind my back and told me to GET DOWN so I....
Chick: I...uh...On that note, I need to go.
Laura loves pancakes.
...and SSX3. Seriously.
I know, Chick, I know.
No, when I say she loves pancakes, I mean it. It's all she'll eat. She'll eat like, three plates of pancakes in the morning, not eat all day, and wait until 2 AM rolls around to wake up and make herself more pancakes.
Greasy Hair: So, I hear you robbed a bank once.
Laura: Oh, man, I totally did!
Laura: And then I kissed the policeman and he let me go :D
Rock on, Laura, Rock on.
Rock on in your jimjams too.
I only got this picture because OMFG MULLET D:
Anyway, I sent Laura downtown to try and pick up some booty.
This is what Laura does any time there's a pool table available.
But anyway, there were literally NO people downtown. Just the employees, and they were all fugs.
Come to think of it, Laura, you're kind of fug yourself.
Anyway, so I sent her to the gym.
Laura: I'm going to dive in :D
Laura: :D
Laura: :D OKAY MAYBE NOT
Laura: BUT LOOK, I GOT FIT ANYWAY :D
So, I paid the match maker every cent I had to have her bring Laura a man. This man was...Hunter.
D: OMFG NOSE, LIP, AND CHEEKS. You're not allowed, Laura.
If Laura isn't on the computer or dancing, Laura is painting.
Dance Spam.
Why hello Adrian. You are the first not-completely-fug sim I've seen. The nose is bad, but the rest of you is acceptable, particularly with a possible makeover in your future :D
They got some really cute pictures together. <3
YES, SUCCESS.
Mrs. Crumplebottom does not take well to success.
Laura: :D
Adrian: D:
Adrian: NOOOOOOOOOO!Mrs. Crumplebottom: TAKE THAT YOU NO GOOD DIRTY KISSER
Laura: :D Are you two having fun?
D: You looked so promising from behind.
Laura took an extreme interest in the Contessa, though the latter ignored her completely.
And Mrs. Crumplebottom REALLY hated Adrian.
Oh, now what is this Mr. Sneaky?
HOLY SHIT ADRIAN LEAVES GOOD GIFTS ! +6000 simoleons :D
Laura: *mindlessly chats online ignoring extravagant gift*
Laura: MAN I REALLY HATE THIS BITCH I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE
It's not what you think. They're just getting pictures.
Laura: OMNOMNOM
And it's only the second date!
So they get it on in the photo booth. The waiter is seriously the saddest woohoo watcher ever. You'll see later.
Laura: WOO! YEAH! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LAY I FINALLY FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU! D:
Anyway, they both rolled the want, so I let Laura propose engagement...
The commemorated the moment by woohooing some more. And here we see the sad waiter face on. Did he secretly love Adrian or Laura? We will never know.
Laura's face glitched for a little while after teh sexins. It might not have been as good as previously thought.
The Count enthralled Laura for pretty much the rest of the date. Adrian felt this acceptable, because he got to stand around and stare at Laura.
And Chick stalked Laura.
And then my college lot started glitching, so I dropped Laura out of school while she wasn't fearing it and sent her home.
Next time, prepare for Generation 2 :D
Our founder finds it nearly impossible to meet people who don't play chess with her while sneering at her.
Hippie Dude: Like, woah, two hot chicks talkin' 'bout -kinks-, man!Laura: ...behind my back and told me to GET DOWN so I....
Chick: I...uh...On that note, I need to go.
Laura loves pancakes.
...and SSX3. Seriously.
I know, Chick, I know.
No, when I say she loves pancakes, I mean it. It's all she'll eat. She'll eat like, three plates of pancakes in the morning, not eat all day, and wait until 2 AM rolls around to wake up and make herself more pancakes.
Greasy Hair: So, I hear you robbed a bank once.
Laura: Oh, man, I totally did!
Laura: And then I kissed the policeman and he let me go :D
Rock on, Laura, Rock on.
Rock on in your jimjams too.
I only got this picture because OMFG MULLET D:
Anyway, I sent Laura downtown to try and pick up some booty.
This is what Laura does any time there's a pool table available.
But anyway, there were literally NO people downtown. Just the employees, and they were all fugs.
Come to think of it, Laura, you're kind of fug yourself.
Anyway, so I sent her to the gym.
Laura: I'm going to dive in :D
Laura: :D
Laura: :D OKAY MAYBE NOT
Laura: BUT LOOK, I GOT FIT ANYWAY :D
So, I paid the match maker every cent I had to have her bring Laura a man. This man was...Hunter.
D: OMFG NOSE, LIP, AND CHEEKS. You're not allowed, Laura.
If Laura isn't on the computer or dancing, Laura is painting.
Dance Spam.
Why hello Adrian. You are the first not-completely-fug sim I've seen. The nose is bad, but the rest of you is acceptable, particularly with a possible makeover in your future :D
They got some really cute pictures together. <3
YES, SUCCESS.
Mrs. Crumplebottom does not take well to success.
Laura: :D
Adrian: D:
Adrian: NOOOOOOOOOO!Mrs. Crumplebottom: TAKE THAT YOU NO GOOD DIRTY KISSER
Laura: :D Are you two having fun?
D: You looked so promising from behind.
Laura took an extreme interest in the Contessa, though the latter ignored her completely.
And Mrs. Crumplebottom REALLY hated Adrian.
Oh, now what is this Mr. Sneaky?
HOLY SHIT ADRIAN LEAVES GOOD GIFTS ! +6000 simoleons :D
Laura: *mindlessly chats online ignoring extravagant gift*
Laura: MAN I REALLY HATE THIS BITCH I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE
It's not what you think. They're just getting pictures.
Laura: OMNOMNOM
And it's only the second date!
So they get it on in the photo booth. The waiter is seriously the saddest woohoo watcher ever. You'll see later.
Laura: WOO! YEAH! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LAY I FINALLY FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU! D:
Anyway, they both rolled the want, so I let Laura propose engagement...
The commemorated the moment by woohooing some more. And here we see the sad waiter face on. Did he secretly love Adrian or Laura? We will never know.
Laura's face glitched for a little while after teh sexins. It might not have been as good as previously thought.
The Count enthralled Laura for pretty much the rest of the date. Adrian felt this acceptable, because he got to stand around and stare at Laura.
And Chick stalked Laura.
And then my college lot started glitching, so I dropped Laura out of school while she wasn't fearing it and sent her home.
Next time, prepare for Generation 2 :D