Rosewater Legacy 2.1
As always, I apologize for this because I'm still learning LJ HTML tags and stuff, and I'm not very funny. D: I'm still learning. Luckily no one is reading this because I'm not posting it, so this is okay with me.
Last Update: Shadow Rosewater and Polunachnaya Rosewater (I probably misspelled Polu's name -- I always do) were born, everything was going well and everyone was happy and then, thanks to ACR, Adrian and Laura went to have their thrice daily woohoo and I heard bells.
Shadow: So, you see, if mom and dad have -other- children, then it's highly plausible that we shall not receive heirdom.
Polu: I see :D Then it is time to knock mom down the stairs so she has an abortion!
Shadow grows up into a real boy!
My skintones are starting to annoy me. He looks all pastey-pale computer nerd who sits in front of the computer 24/7 here.
((not that I have experience with that, or anything))
Oh, I lied about that picture last time. -This- is when I heard the melody. Sorry for the accidental spoiler? >_>
Yeah, Laura, fuck you too.
These two continue their romance like nothing happened. >:|
The only person who will understand this picture is the one who will understand that Laura comes from a one-on-one roleplaying game.
In such a case, I present to you, Yvette.
Oh hai, Polu. Is it time for you to grow up!?
Uhhhhhhh...
*quietly disqualifies from the heir race.*
In the interim, Laura pops.
I really need to give Polu a makeover.
btw, Laura, Adrian? I haet u.
Polu looks like a hooker, so I decided to give her an appropriate makeover.
Here she is, wearing an exercise outfit, because she's obsessed with the exercise machine.
Shadow wanted to get fit, so hey, whatever grunge-man.
Polu: Daaaaad, you -have- to choose me as heir. I'm your only (so far) daughter, and I have the most...unique features so far.
Adrian: Darling, I don't choose heir. SimGoddess does :D
Adrian: KBYE KIDS :D
I was going to type something about pregant women, but then I realized that Shadow had Laura's nose.
ily adrian
....
NO.
sigh. Meet Coatlicue, same coloring as every other child in this family.
And Eostre, who is also the same coloring.
I sent the two teenagers off to college so I'd have room for these two munchkins, and then basically cheated to get them to become toddlers. This is Eostre.
And Adrian ages up Coatlicue.
And then because nothing happens, they grow up again...
And here we hav Coatlicue on the left, and Eostre on the right.
Coatlicue is a suck-up. Eostre...isn't.
Eostre: LOL YER A NERD
HOMEWORK PARTY.
I love this animation.
Eostre: I PUNCH U IN THE CROTCH MOMMY
Laura: D:
Coalticue: HEEHEE
And because I get lazy with two chilluns I didn't want, so I never take pictures, it's time for them to become teenagers!
y hi Coatlicue, you look the same.
let's all stare at Eostre
...oooooooo
yes, you are a hottie <3
Eostre: Mm, I'm going to go sex up some men.
Here's Eostre's makeover.
And here's Coatlicue's.
I send Eostre down town to meet some dates, because while her Romance want is to become top of the cooking career, she still loves her some sexin'.
And she meets this guy, whose name I forgot, and they karaoke together.
Thanks ACR.
That's one happy teenage boy.
Thank you again, ACR.
Mrs. Crumplebottom, you perv!
Eostre: We should go on a trip together, so that way we can have sex 24/7!
BoywhosenameIforge: :D :D :D :D :D
Eostre: OMNOMNOMNOMILOVELOBSTER
Eostre sneaks out every night that I let her be a teen. Note, in this case, she's sneaking out right as Mr. Took Her WooHoo Virginity creeps up to leave her something.
...Thanks dude. That's worth many simoleons, and we need simoleons :D
Eostre: LOL I JUST REALIZED I CAN FULFILL MALE FANTASIES OF THE NAUGHTY CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL
Adrian, I still love you.
Oh, so I sent the girls off to college and moved Adrian and Laura into a new home so I can play them until they became elders and because the last lot was starting to suck and I suck at building houses. All the same, though, I hate multiple storied houses, so this one doesn't last long.
This is basically all they do without their kids around. Eat, read, or play on the computer.
Or, in Laura's case, writes in her journal about gnomes.
I don't know why this picture is so fuzzy. Sorry about that. But Adrian writes novels about best friends.
Laura achieves her lifetime want now that she no longer has to bear chilluns!
Adrian: TIME FOR ME TO GROW OLD YO.
uh, lol
Laura, too. Apparently she became a streetwalker when she aged.
Laura as an elder. GILF.
Adrian as an elder looks like a pedo. D:
I still love you Adrian. <3
Last Update: Shadow Rosewater and Polunachnaya Rosewater (I probably misspelled Polu's name -- I always do) were born, everything was going well and everyone was happy and then, thanks to ACR, Adrian and Laura went to have their thrice daily woohoo and I heard bells.
Shadow: So, you see, if mom and dad have -other- children, then it's highly plausible that we shall not receive heirdom.
Polu: I see :D Then it is time to knock mom down the stairs so she has an abortion!
Shadow grows up into a real boy!
My skintones are starting to annoy me. He looks all pastey-pale computer nerd who sits in front of the computer 24/7 here.
((not that I have experience with that, or anything))
Oh, I lied about that picture last time. -This- is when I heard the melody. Sorry for the accidental spoiler? >_>
Yeah, Laura, fuck you too.
These two continue their romance like nothing happened. >:|
The only person who will understand this picture is the one who will understand that Laura comes from a one-on-one roleplaying game.
In such a case, I present to you, Yvette.
Oh hai, Polu. Is it time for you to grow up!?
Uhhhhhhh...
*quietly disqualifies from the heir race.*
In the interim, Laura pops.
I really need to give Polu a makeover.
btw, Laura, Adrian? I haet u.
Polu looks like a hooker, so I decided to give her an appropriate makeover.
Here she is, wearing an exercise outfit, because she's obsessed with the exercise machine.
Shadow wanted to get fit, so hey, whatever grunge-man.
Polu: Daaaaad, you -have- to choose me as heir. I'm your only (so far) daughter, and I have the most...unique features so far.
Adrian: Darling, I don't choose heir. SimGoddess does :D
Adrian: KBYE KIDS :D
I was going to type something about pregant women, but then I realized that Shadow had Laura's nose.
ily adrian
....
NO.
sigh. Meet Coatlicue, same coloring as every other child in this family.
And Eostre, who is also the same coloring.
I sent the two teenagers off to college so I'd have room for these two munchkins, and then basically cheated to get them to become toddlers. This is Eostre.
And Adrian ages up Coatlicue.
And then because nothing happens, they grow up again...
And here we hav Coatlicue on the left, and Eostre on the right.
Coatlicue is a suck-up. Eostre...isn't.
Eostre: LOL YER A NERD
HOMEWORK PARTY.
I love this animation.
Eostre: I PUNCH U IN THE CROTCH MOMMY
Laura: D:
Coalticue: HEEHEE
And because I get lazy with two chilluns I didn't want, so I never take pictures, it's time for them to become teenagers!
y hi Coatlicue, you look the same.
let's all stare at Eostre
...oooooooo
yes, you are a hottie <3
Eostre: Mm, I'm going to go sex up some men.
Here's Eostre's makeover.
And here's Coatlicue's.
I send Eostre down town to meet some dates, because while her Romance want is to become top of the cooking career, she still loves her some sexin'.
And she meets this guy, whose name I forgot, and they karaoke together.
Thanks ACR.
That's one happy teenage boy.
Thank you again, ACR.
Mrs. Crumplebottom, you perv!
Eostre: We should go on a trip together, so that way we can have sex 24/7!
BoywhosenameIforge: :D :D :D :D :D
Eostre: OMNOMNOMNOMILOVELOBSTER
Eostre sneaks out every night that I let her be a teen. Note, in this case, she's sneaking out right as Mr. Took Her WooHoo Virginity creeps up to leave her something.
...Thanks dude. That's worth many simoleons, and we need simoleons :D
Eostre: LOL I JUST REALIZED I CAN FULFILL MALE FANTASIES OF THE NAUGHTY CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL
Adrian, I still love you.
Oh, so I sent the girls off to college and moved Adrian and Laura into a new home so I can play them until they became elders and because the last lot was starting to suck and I suck at building houses. All the same, though, I hate multiple storied houses, so this one doesn't last long.
This is basically all they do without their kids around. Eat, read, or play on the computer.
Or, in Laura's case, writes in her journal about gnomes.
I don't know why this picture is so fuzzy. Sorry about that. But Adrian writes novels about best friends.
Laura achieves her lifetime want now that she no longer has to bear chilluns!
Adrian: TIME FOR ME TO GROW OLD YO.
uh, lol
Laura, too. Apparently she became a streetwalker when she aged.
Laura as an elder. GILF.
Adrian as an elder looks like a pedo. D:
I still love you Adrian. <3