The Pauper Princess and the Way of the Trilobite - Part 13

[maramcc]

Part twelve is here.

What: a fanfiction for Girl Genius, featuring my literary stand-in and stunt double Mara
Time: six-ish months after the events of The Pauper Princess and the Born Legacy, and it keeps going! WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING? WHY DOES SHE NOT STOP

Comments

[sturzkampf]

Matilda hey? Didn't she used to be a 'singer' in a Paris night club? Nice to see the Aussies as the bad guys rather than us Brits.

[maramcc]

She's pretty good at a waltz, too.

As every Cracked.com reader knows, Aus... I mean Dinnunder is the mostest dangerous place ever. Every animal has evolved to spawn the worst nightmares of humans before irrevocably destroying them and their souls. And I say that with the utmost love and respect. It's online, so it all must be true.

Also well-known at Cracked:
Teddy Roosevelt was a god-like being.
Edison was the most evul human ever, and Tesla was a god-like being. And crazy, but who isn't?
Boobs.

[attilathepbnun]

*jaw drops* Zola?!? You mean they didn't kill her?!?!
*picks up jaw before going off to slap Gil, Agatha and especially Tarvek upside their heads before hiding*

[maramcc]

Wait, she's alive but unaccounted for in GG Prime, yes? Not killed or whatnot?

If I missed THAT kind of detail, I shall be upset! Then forget again and start over. That's the fun of a terrible memory. Everything is new!
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Besides, I'm so far off the mark from GG Prime by now, I should start bringing in Transformers and the Avengers.

Wait, I might have done that already.

Thank you, thank you as always for reading! The next stories are being plotted.

[attilathepbnun]

Oh yes, in GG Prime, but you see I'd assumed that in the alternate GG-world you are depicting, Klaus (if no one else) would have assured that someone as potentially dangerous as Zola Mongfish-Whatever would have been definately permanently killed, before retiring, turning Europa over to the children, and going off with his wife ...

[maramcc]

I'd give some convoluted explanation that might make sense plot-wise, but really...

What fun would that be? :-D

An attempt, anyway:
Klaus was all about getting Gil to be a proper ruler/Spark/pawn/etc. He would've left a few threads to be tied up. Trouble is, the Trio hadn't hit their stride and were struggling to work together. Things slipped through the cracks, like Bang and solving that mystery! But in spite of her ship going boom, is Bang really dead?? {{THUNDER CLAP}}

Ah, sorry. Left the window open again.