Title: Cheez-Its
Fandom: Doctor Who (
brb_gallifrey 'verse, I suppose)
Characters: Second Doctor, Jamie
Rating: PG-13 (Slash, nothing terribly descriptive)
Word Count: 67
Summary: Jamie has a fondness for Cheez-Its.
It's crack, people. Purely for the lulz. Very short drabble because I'm lazy and get distracted easily.
“I’ll have you know that’s my knee you’re straddling.”
The Doctor was making a valiant attempt at sounding indignant.
“Aye, that was the point.”
The bed shifted and groaned with the weighted fumbling of two bodies.
“I cannae reach-”
“Well if you would simply move your leg-”
A crunch, and a sigh.
“Jamie.”
“Aye, Doctor?”
“What have I told you about eating Cheez-Its in bed?"