Owl to Remus Lupin
Moony, my good friend, my pal, my favorite Moony that ever did live:
I am bored. Very very very bored.
Are you bored?
Admit it, you are. I know that you are.
Let's get together and do something incredibly fun.
In fact, I am so certain that you think that this is a good idea, I'm going to Owl Peter and tell him so.
Yours truly and all of that,
Prongs